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"...nice work if you can get it?"

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"Isn't it just!  Can I trust you to keep your attention and affection on the Bacheloret - Cam's his name - and off the other contestants?"

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"Are the contestants all guys?"

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"No, it's a mix."

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"Are the girls all really into your leading man in particular?"

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"Some of them are doing a different thing than that," Journey admits.

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"Well then this will be a challenge but I can do my best."

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"If you'd like to have your attraction to women temporarily removed, that's also something we can do."

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"I do not think I said anything which sounded like that at all."

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"No, I frequently in conversations bring up things which the other party has not already suggested."

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"Well, your invention is not in fact something I would like."

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"Then we won't intervene thusly!"

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"'Preciate it."

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"The format is that everybody comes out one at a time, gets a few minutes to introduce themself to the bach, and goes inside.  Once everyone's there, you'll all get to mingle for a few hours until he decides who's staying till next week and who's going home in a Rose Ceremony where he passes out meaningful flowers."

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"Huh. And I suppose you want this to be suspenseful so everyone's got to be giving it a fair enough shake?"

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"Ideally, yes."

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"I will see what I can do but perhaps if I look at the ladies out of many years of habit you can just edit that out."

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"Sure.  The real risk is the case where you aren't immediately eliminated and proceed to develop some more substantial competing relationship."

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"I'll do my best not to."

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"Thank you.  You might also consider coming up with a gimmick to make yourself stand out among the other contestants, for the limo exits.  A pun or a way to turn the interaction into a slightly scripted one."

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"What, you're not going to give him whatever kind of eyeball doodad you're using to take notes on us so we have to be punny to be remembered?"

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"...We could, I suppose.  I bet he'd like that quite a bit, actually."

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"I will claim credit for this, how's that for a gimmick."

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"Perfectly acceptable!  It'll still be nice to give the audience something to latch onto, in any case, but that should do it."

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"Great."

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