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In which Timothy Bartholomew Delgado hires a pro
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"I was actually just gonna straight up do Cotton Candy but Hydrangea would have been neat too! It's about the dirt they're in? I thought it was just different kinds."

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“Yeah, you can adjust their colors by changing the soil PH.  Maman would pour soil acidifier by some of them.  That’d turn them blue.  Took a year.”

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“Er.  Sorry, I’m rambling.”

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"I've never had a garden... I think I wouldn't like having to dig in the dirt and wait a really long time for anything to happen but I'm glad some people like it. I do buy myself flowers sometimes."

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“I used to help out in it, but it was really for her benefit, you know?  I didn’t mind it, but I didn’t love it so much that I’d get one of my own.  Even if I didn’t live in the city.  What kind of flowers do you like?”

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"My favorite are irises. And foxgloves are good too especially if you have all the different colors they come in together."

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Foxgloves, irises.  Foxgloves, irises.  I can remember that.  Foxgloves like mittens for vixens…irises, like you’re looking at a fox with gloves on.  Got it.

”Both of those are good choices.  And they grow around here, too.”

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"Oh neat, I figure everything grows everywhere if you've got a greenhouse but it's fun if they can be in people's yards."

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“If I hadn’t known that you were a city girl already…” Tim pretends to shake his head sadly, but can’t quite hide a smile.

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"Hey, there's yards in cities. Atlanta's got a ton of trees."

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“Mmm-hmm.”  It’s clearly a teasing hum, and he’s definitely grinning.

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"It's the treest city in the country."

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“I had no idea.  I must’ve been let down by the Vermont public school system.”

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"That's okay, the Georgia public school system didn't tell me a single thing about Montpelier. Maybe they have beef. Maybe they're ignoring each other on purpose."

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Little giggle dignified manly chuckle.  “It’s jealousy, probably.  Atlanta is jealous of our cows.  And we’re jealous of Atlanta’s trees.”

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"You know, I don't think I saw any cows on the drive in."

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“Well, what if a Georgian came by and decided to try her hand at cattle rustling?  We’ve got to hide them.”

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"Aha. I don't know if the autonomous car would've let me, though. I'd have to carry the whole cow by myself."

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“Wrong time of year for weight-focused cattle rustling, anyway.  If your limit is weight you need to come back in Spring, when we have calves around.  And since you need an alibi…”

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"Awww, baby cows..."

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“We’ve got farms where you can pet them!”

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"I should pet a baby cow," she says, nodding seriously. "Important milestone I haven't gotten to."

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“I’m sure your family will understand being left for a baby cow.  They’re so cute, and they lick you.”

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"Eep!" she giggles. "I didn't know that! They just lick people like dogs do?"

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