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Textbox near top reading "BREASTFEED YOUR BABY TO MAKE THEM AN ESPER"

Torso-up view of woman lying down in an outdoor hammock.

"There is an underrated benefit of breastfeeding that I think too few people are talking about. And that is the fact that breastfeeding your baby makes them more likely to be espers. How? It has to do with the fact that esper guiding is about fluid exchange. By breastfeeding your baby, you are guiding them into developing properly and developing into an esper in the future. The more you do it, the better. You should let your child naturally wean and let them breastfeed for as long as they need. They will know how much is necessary for them.

You have to directly breastfeed them — if you pump and store the milk, then it won't work. This is how it works for espers. It has to be as fresh as possible.

The government should really be putting more effort into promoting breastfeeding but the lobbyists from Mead Johnson, Danone and Nestlé want to stifle the natural development of our children into espers!"]

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Alyssa Young · 1d ago

If you want to know more about how Big Formula is seeking to destroy your child's potential of becoming an esper, go to babyesper.com.

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Hey FBI agent how did I end up on breastmilk tiktok?

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Espers are more likely to be queer, and breast milk makes you more likely to be an esper, so logically speaking breast milk makes you gay

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this is such a scam, if you think about it for five seconds it's obvious it'll only help if it's an esper doing the breastfeeding

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Great, I can totally twist this into blaming my parents for not raising me right. I could've been an esper! You should breastfeed me for a decade or two!

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opening tiktok was a mistake, why is it still installed on my phone

oh right the archery poledancer guy

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