Here is a perfectly ordinary nightclub. It isn't open yet; there's a custodian straightening things up, and the DJ assembling his equipment, and a bartender putting her apron on, but no one is looking at this particular corner of the room.
"I haven't looked into local math because I'm not especially interested in it but I very well might! My society did know a lot of math that local humans didn't, and I think a lot of people thought humans weren't smart enough to learn some of our math at all, though I'm not sure they were right."
"We had really different technology from this society. It's hard to measure who is more advanced because the priorities were so different. I think so far I like this society better, though. Grocery stores are really neat and as far as I know they don't contain any brains for sale."
"I think you can get monkey brains in some parts of Asia but don't remember where I heard that. Did your society have radios or anything? How about magic, like what transformed you, do you know how to do any of that?"
"All the magic I knew how to do was magic that worked based on alien biology I don't have anymore. It takes a long time to learn the more universal kinds. I know a little bit of magical theory but not very much. I'm not sure what a radio is to know whether we had them, but we did have time travel at one point, and then stopped having it on purpose for complicated reasons, but I think the Elder Brain still knows how to reinvent it if we need it for something."
"The Elder Brain is an astonishingly stupid name! I'm also really curious about the complicated reasons. Do you want to come over to my house for dinner?"
"Hearing you call things stupid for shallow reasons reminds me of my society's inadequate justifications for enslaving people and eating their brains and makes me sad! I would love to come over to your house for dinner, I expect it to involve lots of novel experiences."
"I don't want to enslave anyone or eat their brains and consider my unwillingness to do that one of the many ways in which I am better than most people although I think in that particular respect I am not especially unusual in this day and age! Our car is this way."
"Lasagna is a novel food so I am very interested to try it!" she says to Elspeth; and to Isabella, "I think your shallow dismissal of perspectives you don't seem to understand could be dangerous in the same way that my society's shallow dismissal of less intelligent species was dangerous, because it enables you to think that other people's well-being and preferences are worth less than your own because you consider them inferior to you! But I'm not sure of that because I am unsure of most things because I am deeply and intensely aware of the vast amounts of context and background information that I'm missing at all times!"
"If you are aware of a perspective from which 'the Elder Brain' is not a stupid name, or observe me making any decisions based on it being a stupid name which may harm people, I invite you to let me know."
"It's an imperfect translation but I have an expectation that most other translations I could have tried would also have sounded stupid to you because you lack the cultural background to understand them in depth and I can't pronounce multiple distinct words at the same time with my human mouth."
"I want that too! It was really useful and I miss it a lot especially now that I'm in a conversation with two different people at the same time and sometimes get asked several questions in a row and have trouble prioritizing which to answer first and sometimes can't say all of the answers in sequence while taking what I think is probably a reasonable length of conversational turn! Judging lengths of conversational turn is hard."
"Both participants in a conversation can be speaking and listening on multiple tracks simultaneously! But even before I left I knew that humans can't speak and listen fluently at the same time, not even with only one track of each."
"I don't want to go back to eating brains! One of my favourite things about being human is all the brains I'm not eating! Instead I can eat human food which tastes better and has more interesting varieties and doesn't make me sad!"
"Well, the lasagna will come out of the oven in about ten minutes. Where did Bella find you?"
"She's working at the deli counter. She only recently became confident she is an alien."
"I was always confident I am formerly nonhuman but I only recently became confident I am from a different planet," she clarifies.
"Members of other species from this planet aren't aliens! It would be surprising if we discovered some of them were language-using sapients on or above our level, but I wouldn't call them aliens."