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Chapter 1:

AN: so my bestie and beta Z was visiting me IRL and when we were drunk and snuggling (PLATONICALLY) ey dared me to write slowburn fic of Skybreaker and Hurricane Katrina. Probably this won't go anywhere because it's fundamentally insane but I kept thinking about it and wrote this up yesterday please enjoy. 

Edit 4/11/2028: HI EVERYONE YEAH THIS IS THE FIC FROM THE INTERVIEW YES IT'S REAL NO I HAD NO IDEA SHE EVEN KNEW ABOUT IT YES THIS IS A THROWAWAY ACCOUNT NO YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY USUAL ONE LOVE YOU ENJOY CRAWLING BACK INTO MY HOLE NOW BYE. 

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Chapter 12:

AN: Look in real life she punches the hurricanes and they dissipate, so the punch kills them. Which means that if they're sentient, they reincarnate at that point. And because time and death are both illusions, it makes sense for Kai Treem to have been the reincarnated hurricane Katrina the whole time, though obviously she wouldn't remember it clearly before it happened! I thought the sequence in chapter 7 was enough to spell this out, but apparently lots of commenters are still confused and I was a little too highbrow and metaphorical with it all. So!

(advice to Future ambitious authors - it's important to give readers information that isn't from the POV of a sentient storm entirely reliant on air pressure and temperature as their sensory modality. even if you do a really good job of it)

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Chapter 13: KAI WEARS AN EYE PATCH BECAUSE HURRICANES ONLY HAVE THE ONE EYE. BTW. IF YOU HADN'T PICKED UP ON THAT. WELL. NOW YOU KNOW.

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Chapter 15: look of course the kiss had to be a fakeout (we're less than 50k words in do I look like a chump to you? motherfucker when I say slow burn I mean slooooow burn) 

edit: okay okay I hear you and I am merciful. I will give you an omake next chapter of what if they'd kissed. Just for my lovely IMPATIENT and/or HORNY readers out there xoxoxo

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Chapter 16 (above): This is an omake chapter. If you've never seen one of those before, all that means is that nothing that occurs in this chapter is canon. Also, characters might not react to things as they would in canon. We are just having fun here. :) 

(Also please note the updated maturity rating for the fic. lemon warning for this chapter in particular.)

Edit 4/11/2028: SKYBREAKER PLEASE SKIP THIS ONE IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT I'M BEGGING YOU I'LL NEVER EVER LIVE IT DOWN IF YOU DON'T PLEASE MA'AM 

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Chapter 16 (below): Y'ALL ASKED FOR LEMONS! HERE YOU GOOOOOO dumps pure lemon juice into your hair xD xD xD

shout-outs to the greater Skybreaker RPF crackfic community for as many as several of the sex scene ideas, in particular to UnrecoverablyRPFPilled for the foreplay power usage ideas and JustALittleGay for the phrase "tornado in her pants". 

sorrynotsorry for bringing back the storm pov midway through the scene. is for my artistic vision. you understand. Hot tip for writers who can't write realistic dirty talk: simply have a POV that does not include dialogue because the default sensory system of a sentient storm would only perceive sound as a pattern of wind! it's that easy!

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Chapter 17: Look, y'all, I don't know what to tell you. It was an omake! I literally said at the top we were just having fun...

I guess the takeaway here is that shipping Skybreaker and Kai Treem, the time-travelling human reincarnation of Hurricane Katrina (2005), is serious business. Back to your regularly-scheduled lesbian slowburn.

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Chapter 22: There! They finally kissed!! (You guys have NO idea how tempted I was to bring back the stormPOV for that scene. It would have been beautiful.) AHEM. Kudos give me life and commenters I am kissing you on the mouth.

Edit 4/12/2028: My lovely beta Z pointed out to me that Skybreaker might have commented on this fic with the secret Ao3 account we all know she has. And then pointed me to this AN. Truly the public humiliation never ceases. Never write anything ever, kids. It's not worth the risks!! (jkjk <3)

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