And then Phix asks:
"So, what could be done to portals to make them less vulnerable to small invisible monster spies?"
"...Medallion because dragon, Inferno because if somebody found it they could bring daeva, Chamomile because questionably okay mages are aware of the plane, Hex because spellbinders could be trouble and we have to be especially careful not to kill them if they show up since familiars, yours last?"
"Mine should be last," he agrees. "It's in my house. My house is already absurdly safe."
"I can remember it. While we're working on it, is there anyone that would like their portal moved?"
"Where else would ours go? We don't have a campus yet, and I don't think we can pay for it in cash - the old Chamomile bills Ice turned up have daemons posing next to the presidents and I don't think we'd better have Cam counterfeit big stacks of it."
"I'm not sure, honestly. You just mentioned that you might not want it in our house anymore?"
"Yeah, I just - am quite lacking in better ideas. Unless you know where we can buy some land cheap to put a campus on in the next few days."
"You have a few days to talk about it. Or you can put your campus in space or something, we have Cam."
"A space campus would be cool, but the shuttle would be noticed. I guess we could hide it under the Avalon, if Adana knows how to hollow out space under a small town without it collapsing?"
Adana giggles. "Thanks, Cam, but I'd still want a map of plumbing and wiring and sewage and such."
"It's probably available, I'll look into it. Anyway, our portal is on a door. We can unhinge it and put it in the underground campus with its revisions when the campus exists."