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"...A bonding hex?"

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Edarial giggles into her hair.

"Bet it would beat the soul birds."
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"What would it do?" she wonders.

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"I have no idea. But it would probably beat the soul birds!"

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"I dunno. The soul birds seem very useful."

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"Well. Yes. But I can have dreams. Maybe the hex would give us a time machine."

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"That'd be really something." She turns her face against his shoulder. "We're managing without, I think? Some?"

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"We're managing just fine," assures Edarial. "I'm mostly just stuck on the idea out of solidarity now."

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"Solidarity? With whom?"

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"Well, you, I'd thought. But also with the idea of not letting my father win. In any form."

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"He does still meaningfully have something he wanted. You and me, king and queen."

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"Mm. True. But I - like you being my queen. So. I'm not petty enough to make myself lose because I don't want him to win."

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"Good."

She leans on him.
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He smiles at her. "Realistically, if I wanted to properly win, I'd need a time machine and go back to before he thought you were a good queen candidate, then send past-me to your shop to romance you while keeping you as far away from him as possible until the wedding."

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"And then at the wedding make a rude gesture in his face?"

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"Yes. That. In all of my kingly finery and with everyone watching."

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"And time-traveled-to me would be very confused."

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"So confused."

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"And I'd say, 'Edarial, if you don't like that man, why did you invite him to our wedding in the first place?'"

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"I would of course reply, 'Because I wanted to rub his loss in his face, I picked someone excellent as a queen on my own and he has no power over me.'"

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"And probably since in this timeline we were conducting enough of a relationship to get married deliberately I would want to know why I was not informed of this apparent feud."

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"And then I would explain everything and say how he was a terrible person and such. Along with the time machine, of course. Communication's important for a healthy relationship."

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"It is. I might be miffed with you for not mentioning the time machine first thing."

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"I - probably would have mentioned that within fifteen minutes of meeting you, really. Because I don't see myself good at seduction."

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"If you were good at seduction you think you'd keep me in the dark?"

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