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Turtle is very aware of how his alts are having lots of sex. He's not opposed to them having sex. Actually, he supports it completely. They'd fuck him, too, if he were a woman. Except, he's not, so they won't - and vice versa. He's not into women, they're not into men. He's not particularly upset with them about this, but he does want to fix this obvious problem.
He heads to Prime's world.
"Hey," he says. "I need you to do something."
royal_pain
from_scratch
"It's been a while but, yes, probably, if you want to vanish applicable wings or come up with a cover story I can fix us up with a ship and we can all go to Luna? Probably easier than getting someone to let total strangers on a comm by walking to the nearest Wyoming habitation."
ask_nicely
"Vanishing applicable wings seems easiest, you - two, Zane's apparently a demon? - can put them back no problem."
from_scratch
"Zane is a demon. He found the notices I had up in various population centers about you for just-in-case and came knocking and, wonder of wonders, didn't punch me in the face this time."
dark_light
"Bad enough that the first time he saw you the only explanation he could think of was that you were raping his sister?"
from_scratch
"Yeah, pretty much. It's not like we get a chance to contradict it most of the time. Most summoners call us up with bindings that don't let us talk. And there are demons like that, just, not all of us."
from_scratch
"And then somebody shot her, all very legal, loose bindings on demons are a kill-on-sight offense because that's the quickest way to get rid of us, and I was just out of earshot of the conversation and didn't get something between Adana and the gun in time," sighs Cam, wings drooping. "...Magic deer kid, I should probably have mentioned this earlier, but in our afterlife system, which I don't think you have because some of you seem to have been dead in the past and you don't know what daeva are and I've never heard of a magic deer person before, anyway in our system the deal is you become a daeva after you die if you were a summoner before that."
ask_nicely
Adana hugs Cam. "I'm okay, Cam, I didn't see it coming either, and I really should have."
castmyown
"... I mean if my afterlife is now 'magic powers' and I can be retrieved by Bella or something... That's really not terrible! I'm okay with this. If it works, anyway, I kind of don't want to check, especially with the problems Cypress had with his resurrection."
from_scratch
"Unproblematic," asserts Cam, prompting an "oooh" in near-unison from all his alts. "Non-daeva get the same immortality deal, they just don't have magic powers or show up in interesting places to be."
namesthesky
"Her species," Spring says, pointing at Ice, "is unaging, but not invulnerable or anything. She can cast a version of it on regular people, though. And resurrect, though that's sometimes glitchy."
prodigal_miser
"It was only glitchy when coupled with my magic's - whatever thing with the afterlife. It's not her fault," says Cypress, loyally.