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Turtle is very aware of how his alts are having lots of sex. He's not opposed to them having sex. Actually, he supports it completely. They'd fuck him, too, if he were a woman. Except, he's not, so they won't - and vice versa. He's not into women, they're not into men. He's not particularly upset with them about this, but he does want to fix this obvious problem.
He heads to Prime's world.
"Hey," he says. "I need you to do something."
royal_pain
darkest_evening
"Correct. Please tell me you have something more to do than stating the obvious to me?"
royal_pain
"Well! You should look for other versions of me. Since I'm a special snowflake so far. Bet you can also find my twin like that, too."
royal_pain
"Isn't it?" Pause. "Also I need a fuckbuddy, none of the girl-me's are takers for obvious reasons."
royal_pain
"It's a problem! All of the other me's get kickass hot chicks to fuck, and I don't have any matching men!"
royal_pain
"Fun, too. C'mon, c'mon, do the scrying thing, old and cranky Edarial! I want to meet a man me!"
darkest_evening
"Fine, I have some free time," sighs Prime. "Shoo, this won't be very interesting while I'm looking."
Retirement? What's that? No one has time for those.
Retirement? What's that? No one has time for those.
darkest_evening
Prime rolls his eyes. He does some scrying.
And then, quite predictably, he finds a Zev. A male one.
He retrieves various mirror sets and informs everyone in their network of magic mirrors of this fact.
And then, quite predictably, he finds a Zev. A male one.
He retrieves various mirror sets and informs everyone in their network of magic mirrors of this fact.
shesepankh
"Okay, cool, maybe send one of these mirrors with the letter? In case this one is fresh out of some harrowing adventures and trigger-happy? We didn't attack you but it was kind of a near thing, the mirror will allow non-attacky communication."
prodigal_miser
"Er. Problem. We just went to Medallion, I don't know about you but I'm still not topped off on mana."
come_midnight
"Congratulations, Zevros. Now you get to wait for several days while the mages collect more mana before you get to meet your new alt. I'm sure you'll be very patient."
darkest_evening
"... We do have siblings," points out Prime. "If you could convince your alts to help you get to another male you, then it could be sooner."
namesthesky
"But mirror and making sure he and anyone else around him is not inclined to stab or ensorcel visitors, first," says Spring. "Especially if all the mages are going to be empty, including the emergency backup mages."
prodigal_miser
"Right, that's the smart thing to do. I mean, it's been a few days, Prime and I could probably manage the mirror on our own by now."