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"I'm not telling you all the details. Maybe later."

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"Okay," agrees Adana. "Whatever you're comfortable with. I know I'd be embarrassed as all hell to explain to a daeva where mortals come from."

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"Ooooh, but I'm so curious," he teases, leaning in her direction. "How does it work, Adana? Where do babies come from?"

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She giggles, embarrassed. "I suspect you already know the answer to that one, since you mentioned the 'getting tail' pun."

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"Yes, yes, ruin my fun."

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Adana snorts. "I can explain anyway, if you want to see me turn as red as a tomato and sink into the ground as I do it."

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"You needn't do so on my account."

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"No? Heh, okay. Fine by me, apparently I am a huge prude and weird for being embarrassed by sex in general."

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"I'd been under the impression that it was getting more normalized as a conversation topic over time, but you get outliers in any culture, I suppose."

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"Hi! My name is Adana Sanders and I'm an outlier!"

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"Hiiiii, Adana. The first step is to admit that you have a problem." Pause. "Are those still a thing? I try to keep up, but I can't keep up with everything simultaneously."

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She snorts with laughter. "Those are still a thing, not to worry."

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"Cool. You can twelve-step your way to fluently discussing all sorts of racy topics."

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Adana giggles more. "Heavens that would be so mortifying, is prudism such a debilitating condition?"

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"It seems to be affecting your life! You can't tell me where babies come from without somehow becoming insubstantial and sliding through the bottom of this shuttle."

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"I can work through it! I don't have a problem!"

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"Then you are still missing step one. You will take time to make progress. But don't give up! I believe in you!"

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"Thanks. I will try to get over my condition. Somehow. And then I can explain where babies come from."

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"And then I will be enlightened. From my terrible ignorance."

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Adana giggles. "Do you actually not know because no one bothered to tell you, or are you just having fun teasing me?"

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"Nah, I know, I'm just playing with you."

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More giggling. She is so giggly, now. "Making sure, I wouldn't want to actually doom a daeva to ignorance about where babies come from because I think it's obvious and embarrassing."

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"I mean, I suppose you're taking a chance that I have been grievously misled with a myth of some kind."

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"... You're just trying to embarrass me. Aren't you."

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"What gave me away?"

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