"Are you now? ... You know, I realize that you're joking, but I'm honestly rather curious about if demons are religious at all!"
"As a rule," he manages after a little while, "no. I'm not going to say you won't find an oddball who is, but not me and not anybody I've had that depth of conversation with."
She giggles. "I figured, considering you are all super magic, but - hey, new culture I haven't had contact with, I have nothing to base it off of!"
"We mooch off human culture a lot. There are demons making music and writing books and stuff, but we make ourselves lots of human media when we know how to find it."
"Thus, the datastick that will have music for you, and the book list," agrees Adana. "Makes sense."
"Yeah, although we can make a lot of headway even without things like that. For a long time I conjured physical newspapers because they came out regularly and looked for bestseller lists. Then physical newspapers went completely extinct, of course, you've probably never seen one."
"Never in my life, no. Uh - well, it's not really a solution for when you're back in Hell, but while you're here you can visit lots of news sites on the extranet. I'm not a bad boss, you can look at the news while you're here. Or funny cat pictures."
"Like I said, heartening! Something would be truly wrong if you gave humans a massive communication network and they did not fill it with cats."
Adana giggles. "Yeah, I'd be worried for our souls if there wasn't a single cat to be seen."
"I don't know what they do but people keep writing about them, so I am concerned about them!"
"Because of course all their writing is thoroughly well-informed, unbiased, well-researched, empirically grounded...?"
"... Okay I feel like you are hinting that they either do absolutely nothing or don't exist."
"That's exciting! All of its secrets? Those are a lot of secrets, we don't even know everything about our galaxy, let alone the entire universe."
Then there is a beep from her navigation console, and - it looks like they are approaching Harmony.
"You wanna resummon me right here in the shuttle and walk out with me all docile-like?"