"Alright. Sir, I'd like you to move as far away from the rock as possible and remain calm. Help is on its way, and you just need to hang on long enough for one of our destined heroes to reach the scene. Can you do that for me?"

"Somebody called for a hero?"

There's a sound like an in-drawn breath and a normally-drawn sword.

"Yikes, that's a nasty one. Hold on, Aubergine, I've got this."

"I know, but this guy didn't sign up for that. I mean, come on. I'm a rock too."

She taps the gem embedded in her chest.

"Okay, hard way it is. Aubergine, I'm going to need you to take my hand. The rock isn't listening to reason, so we're just going to have to exit the universe. Focus on the sound of my voice and Wake Up."

"W-What?"

"Wake up, Aubergine."

"Wake up."

"Wake up, darling. It's 8:00, you've got to get up for work."

"... yes. Yes, of course. Thank you, darling."

Call transcript ends.