If you think you might be dreaming, and you don't know what to do, call 1-800-322-3222

Metadata: If you think you might be dreaming, and you don't know what to do, call 1-800-322-3222
Status	Complete
Audience	Public
Authors	þeremin
Characters	Interdimensional Emergency Response (15 times) Aubergine Penderghast, Esquire (15 times) Amethyst (4 times) THE ROCK (2 times) Mrs. Aubergine Penderghast, Esquire (1 time)
Setting	Ominous hovering boulder
Word Count	1,027
Time Begun	Mar 24, 2026 11:55 AM
Time Last Updated	Mar 24, 2026 12:34 PM