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"...I want to see how good Iobel's anti-clumsy spell is, so if you have something I can tuck my dagger into that doesn't mess with the balance too much and won't leave me at risk of cutting you, I'll try it for a little while, although I can't promise more than like fifteen minutes, and I want to wear my armor silks."

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"Ooo! Ooo, I like you, okay, uh - leather, cloth, or what? How sharp's the dagger?"

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"It's blessed. So, very, the approved method of sheathing it involves having the sharp part touch nothing at all and just have it cinched up around the unsharp part near the hilt. My actual sheath has straps on it so I can't just use that."

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"... Ooooo. Ooo, a blessed dagger. Is it super sharp? Can you bless other things too, to be super sharp? Can I get a super sharp sword that kills all of everything?"

He sounds disturbingly excited.
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"...It is super sharp. I can bless things to be super sharp. I am really not sure I should bless anything you own to be super sharp."

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"Well I wouldn't use it on everyone, but it's a really useful thing to have in case we have another Nataliem!"

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"Who's that?"

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"Worst dad. Of all time. Ever."

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"Nataliem is the one responsible for the - situation Iobel and I find ourselves in."

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Adarin is kind of disturbed, but doesn't comment.

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"...He's your dad?"

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"Yes," says Edarial, quietly. Looking like he hates being connected to Nataliem even slightly. "We're - fairly certain."

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Adarin's just going to take his wife's hand. "I suppose," says Adarin, "that it's incredibly fortunate I never met my birth father."

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"Lucky bastard," says Zevros, without heat.

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"I am seeing that, yes."

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"And you guys don't have a Veron. I wonder if at this point in your lives you could even profitably borrow him or if that would just wind up being weird for all concerned."

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"Veron being the surrogate father?"

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Adarin nods. "He's wonderful."

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"... It would be too weird, I think."

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"At least if he dads all over the place, maybe we can be buddy buddy, but that would also be kinda weird."

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"And now we know not to bring him back to life - honestly I don't want to call him my father, what's a good word for him?"

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"Babydaddy?"

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"Sperm donor?"

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"One of those, certainly. Either way, he can stay dead."

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