Isabella raises an eyebrow, but she draws her dagger. It is about six inches long, symmetrical, and shiny.
"Cool! Okay, I will go find something! Hey, not-Ari, take a joke! She doesn't even have the right plumbing!" Pause. "... I think? Right?"
...Isabella tucks her dagger away and tucks herself under her husband's arm. "All witches are women. The overwhelming majority have your alt's preferred plumbing. Mine is none of your business because I'm extremely married."
Adarin snuggles his wife. He has a few replies to Zevros, but decides against saying any of them. He gives Isabella a somewhat sappy look, instead.
"Pact when we were twelve," says Edarial calmly. "Extends to alts, too. Unless you want several versions of me to be upset with you?"
He goes off to grab the thing.
"Basically, we do absolutely nothing romantically with anyone the other twin is with. Because that would just end badly for everyone involved."
"And I suppose at least one of you didn't know yet about how the orientation dice would turn up?"
"He already knew. I suspected, but wasn't sure until later. Besides, it's still valid," shrugs Edarial.
"Fun fact, I was not prepared to guarantee to anyone that I was definitely straight till I was fourteen."
"I didn't realize just how little I cared about gender in the slightest until I was sixteenish," shrugs Edarial. "It was bewildering how it mattered to other people but I assumed that I was missing something."
"Sorry," says her husband. "It didn't seem to matter, really, I've only ever been honestly attracted to you."
"...Even a little bit? No wandering down the street and going 'oh that person is pretty'?"
"Not really? I can tell if someone is pretty or not, I just - don't tend to care unless it's blatantly flaunted in front of me."
"And the people who have been flaunting their pretty at you have been terrible mages and... me. Okay."
Snuggle. "I do not tend to go to places where people pointlessly flaunt their pretty. You are the exception."