It is another exciting day in the exciting life of a random teenager. Today's excitement includes being the first school day of the year, with a number of exciting guest stars such as "having to wake up too early" and "having to go to a place whose aesthetic distance from a prison is basically nonexistent" and "having to spend all day sitting down not doing anything" and their friends.

James kind of wants to gouge his eyes out right now as he watches his own patience meter decrease inside his head. Will he last five minutes before starting to leg bounce? We'll see.

Exciting.