Hell is truth seen too late.
- Thomas Hobbes
"But as far as dath ilan knows, this is the Law the gods use too? It's - right no matter how smart you are, or how vast your goals?" If she wants to be an archdevil she'd better go right for learning the Law gods use.
"I'd guess! But if Civilization got a portal to Golarion and the gods said they had a different decision theory, everyone would be listening very attentively, much more so than they listened to me when I was twelve and had a better decision theory."
"...sort of embarrassing, and complicated, and really blatantly wrong once you understand what Law is even supposed to look like normally, and it had a lot of terms in it you haven't learned yet."
"So I'm going to delay explaining it at least until everybody knows what the correct theory was supposed to be, to avoid misleading you. That is the only reason I am delaying explaining it. It's not at all because some part of my brain is worried that nobody in this room will want to have sex with me if you know about my early attempts at decision theory."
"Surely any sensible feminine 'gendertrope' would take for granted that if you had a choice of men to have sex with, the first element determining your choice should be how good he is at decision theory. I'm just saying this because it's obviously true, of course, and not because I'm the best decision theorist on this planet."
"Shall we all to dinner?"
Keltham will, at dinnertime, inform Yaisa that she's been quite successful in her goal of causing him to be occasionally distracted at various times during the day, and he does not want to spend all of dinner like that, and he is therefore going to go sit by Gregoria and Tonia and Peranza instead. Keltham will be seeing to Yaisa shortly.
Meritxell and Carissa are sitting right near Gregoria having a not-not-for-Keltham's-ears discussion of how you would define Cheliax's gendertropes if you were doing that, but Gregoria is pointedly not participating in that in favor of talking with Tonia about experiment design for checking whether Security/the washout girls make the Law error to do with inconsistent ordering of three preferences.
Of all the darned times not to be able to run two streams of verbal interpretation simultaneously! Keltham will try to listen to both conversations anyways while also eating. Tonia and Gregoria are hopefully going to end up on basically the right track and only require a few hints from him?
Tonia and Gregoria seem to basically have the concept figured out, minus knowing enough statistics to interpret their results, which is a problem for future Tonia and Gregoria.
"I'm not sure that 'mad scientist' is a gendertrope! To be a gendertrope I think the way women do it has to be different from the way men do it."
"I think that there are some differences between women mad scientists and man mad scientists, though! Like, the archetypal mad scientist woman is Areelu Vorlesh, or Nefreti Clepati, or Felandrial Morgethai, and they're going for a different vibe than, say, Manohar, or the Archmage Nex, or Tar-Baphon -"
Keltham will listen attentively, somewhat more so to the female side since these could be eventual future dating prospects.
"Are there any female lichs?" says Meritxell.
"I mean, not that I've heard of, but they might just not advertise it."
"Then I don't see how it can be a gendertrope at all."
"Honestly I'm not sure exactly what a gendertrope is."
"Standard, recognizable patterns that men and women fall into. Or women and women, or men and men, or asexual women and people who looked male at birth but want to become as female as they can, but those are rarer and get long words instead of short ones."
"We definitely have some of those, I just don't think 'lich' is one of them. Dangerous bad boy who will definitely hurt you and walk out after sex and never see you again, that's a gendertrope. 'lich' isn't."
"I could better pass judgment on that if I knew what a 'lich' was, aside from a supervillain-related personality type that commands undead armies."
"With very powerful magic you can separate your soul and your body - this kills you, but that's not prohibitive - and contain your soul in an object, which presumably you hide in an extremely secret and inaccessible place, making you impossible to permanently destroy; this is becoming a lich. The powerful magic is of the kind that allows for the raising of undead armies, so lichs usually have undead armies, because if you're really good at that kind of magic anyway and can hardly piss off Pharasma more than you already have, why not. The ability to raise undead armies is - the kind of power where the more you have the more you can accumulate - so people usually coordinate to put down lichs that seem to be raising particularly notable armies."
"How exactly to do it is secret but I think requires sacrificing large numbers of people? And is also incredibly difficult, like, decades of work. And many of the gods disapprove, so people who care what those gods think wouldn't do it."
"You end up as mostly a skeleton and that affects your sex life, along with your ability to enjoy food and most other emotions too. Unless you're Takaral, but most liches will never, ever be that good."