"I'm here," he says, banging on Jing Yi's door.
"See you soon," he says, doing that wave that mostly involves fingers.
It's a little weird, but it's not the first time someone has accidentally spooked themselves.
Half an hour later he returns with blotchily applied concealer and penciled eyebrows applied by putting the eyebrow pencil near the eyebrow and hoping that was good enough.
Oh deeeeeear.
"You know you didn't have to do that? Not that I don't appreciate it, of course."
"It's a reasonable enough thing to want."
...he is going to end up covered in that concealer, isn't he.
...it's probably for the best that he didn't attempt to do his back. "If you're sure."
"I didn't say there was anything wrong with it." And now he is going to be gently lead back to the bed.
"--We'll go slow?" That seems the appropriate response, especially as alcohol is not available.
"... Do you want me to make you get drunk?"
This is... Not the direction he thought this would go in.
"If you want me to make you, I certainly could. But would you rather I make you when you're drunk?" Being drunk in the Scholomance is Not Advised, but-- if he just needs a lil' bit of liquid courage to get over the hump, that's probably not the worst idea.