"With-- hands, and mouths, and-- just kiss me."

"Okay, okay--" He sits down next to him on the bed, and waits to see if he makes the first move.

Kissing. That's fine. Jiang Cheng has kissed people before. He's going to kiss him.

...It's weird to kiss someone he didn't grow up around, while sober.

So this is definitely not the worst kiss he has had, but that is because he is open to nearly all takers, and there was that one time where it turned out the other person had a bet. But it's definitely below par.

"I'm not a virgin," Jiang Cheng says.

"Who's the lucky other person?"

"Nie Huaisang gave me a handjob. Before he slept with you."

"And virginity isn't a transitive property?"

"Handjobs are sex!"

"Not that I disagree! Though I do find it funny that you two don't agree."

"Well I don't care what he thinks!" he says caringly. 

"Right. You're not bothered that you lost your virginity to him and he didn't to you."

"No!!!!!"

"And you're here because it's fun."

"Yes! Obviously! Why else would I be trying to have sex?!"

"You could be being mercenary. Trying to improve relations between Shanghai and Chang'an. Though you don't seem the mercenary type."

"Does fucking you improve relations with Chang'an? Chang'an would have great relations with half the school."

"Have you heard any complaints about Chang'an?"

"Seoul hates you."

"Okay, so that is very fair, but I would like to point out that I have no boyfriends in Seoul." (Though the causality goes the other way.)

"So I guess you can just fuck your way into international diplomacy."

"That's the plan!"

"So fuck me."

" I was waiting to see if you'd make the first move."

"I kissed you."