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eridani is the tiniest sith apprentice
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Snuggling while working sounds like a great way to pass the time. 

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Definitely. Super efficient, very motivational.

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Absolutely. 

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And, a week after their arrival on planet - 

Shmi pulls Salacis aside, while her master's elsewhere. 

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"What is it?"

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"You said a week ago to give you a week of your honeymoon period before I started bursting your conviction that your master's perfect," she says, voice somewhere between 'lightly teasing' and 'serious.'

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"Does that mean it's time for stories?"

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"Yeah."

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"Kay. What have you got?"

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"You want sexy, embarrassing, or concerning first?"

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"Hmm... doing them in that order sounds good, actually."

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She giggles.

Well, then... Stories about Palpatine's handmaidens seem likely to do multiple duties - plenty of opportunities for mentioning sexy shenanigans, give Salacis an idea of who she'll be working with eventually, give her ideas on what Palpatine likes...

(Shmi recruited many of Palpatine's current handmaidens, out of a wider base than most high ranked women of Naboo draw from - Palpatine's favored very traditional clothing for her handmaidens and her senatorial persona, including very elaborate masks, so that plus Palpatine's insistence on only recruiting women with no known family or ties of loyalty whose identities from before swearing themselves to her are sealed (also very traditional) has given Shmi an opportunity to pull on more diverse backgrounds than 'Nabooian noble human women of Palpatine's approximate height.' Shmi's clearly fond of all of the women, and also is apparently one of Palpatine's handmaidens herself - and they all get up to quite a bit behind closed doors. (Which is also only traditional, of course.))

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An entire harem! Vast new vistas are opening right before Danni's eyes.

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A harem she'll be joining, sooner or later.

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What wondrous possibilities.

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Of course, they'll have their own lessons to give...

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How exciting.

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She giggles.

And that segues very nicely into some of the more embarrassing stories - it really takes a while for Palpatine to relax enough around anyone to be genuinely embarrassing...

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She can be kinda uptight, yeah.

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"...That's part of what I wanted to talk about, actually, with - concerning stories."

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"Hm. Okay..."

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Sigh.

Then: "Your master is fundamentally fucked up as a person, in a lot of ways. It's not just that she's 'kinda uptight.'"

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"Oh."

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She runs a hand through her hair, looking more - perturbed, than Danni's usually seen her.

"While you were doing that week long wilderness graduation thing - she had some senatorial work, and she pulled me aside during part of that. I'm more thoroughly read into the Sith stuff than the other handmaidens, so - she was going through me for this."

"So... It's normal among the Baniite Sith for apprentices to kill their masters sooner or later, if they don't die trying first. She wanted to make sure that I - and anyone whose actions I can influence - wouldn't retaliate against you if at some unspecified point in the future you killed her. She was anxious - that really didn't need to be brought up even before you started lessons - but... Also pretty firmly convinced that she'd somehow eventually cause you to hate her or just see her death as convenient."

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"I don't want to do that. Or- want to want to do that."

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