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Naima, Wen Qing, and some horrified people
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In every other class that Naima has arrived to, the desks have been empty, and textbooks have arrived after she sits down. In this class, there are sixteen desks with perfect stacks of five textbooks each, plus a syllabus on the top of each pile. Each of the books is about the size of a dictionary.

She picks a seat, sits down, and reads the syllabus.

Learning objectives:

- Students will understand the general medical theories which Avicenna lays out in his introduction to medicine, and be capable of writing on them and comparing them to other theories, such as modern Western theories, traditional Chinese theories, and ancient Greek theories.

- Students will memorize all eight hundred simple medicinal substances provided in book two, their preparations, their effects (including side effects), their most frequent applications, and the means of determining their quality.

- Students will memorize all six hundred and fifty medicinal compounds provided in book five, their preparations, their effects (including side effects), and their most frequent applications.

- Students will learn the theoretical causes of and treatments for all diseases contained in books three and four, and be capable of writing on the best courses of treatment for patients experiencing specific conditions and combinations of conditions.

A schedule is provided on page 3.


This is - this is something you'd learn in medical school. A school that comes after college. Like, not actually, because nobody studies medieval Persian medicine in medical school anymore, but - she's only managed to get twenty five medical spells into her spaced repetition rotation from the spellbook she got, this is eight hundred - no, fourteen hundred and fifty medicines, in one semester, and that isn't even all the material in the course, it might not even be half the material in the course -

She looks around to see how the other people in the class are taking it. Especially the upperclassmen, since unlike all of her other classes this one is not all freshmen.

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There's an older student - maybe a senior? he's got an adult amount of facial hair - sitting right next to her who is reading the syllabus with an increasingly disbelieving expression.

 

When he gets to the end he stands up. "Fuck this shit," he says. "I'd rather fight this book than memorize it."

 

 

And he walks out. 

 

 

No one else does that but there's some apprising of the books as opponents.

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THIS upperclassman looks positively GLEEFUL.

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She pulls out a notebook.

Twenty six weeks per semester times seven days is one hundred and eighty-two days, so fourteen hundred and fifty divided by one hundred and eighty two is - "Almost exactly eight medicines a day, if you started right now. Which is not impossible? Of course that's also not the only thing in the course - "

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"My life is going to be Avicenna and apprenticing with the nurse." She looks delighted at the prospect.

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"Are either of you cheerful kids selling the homework and quizzes," someone asks irritably.

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"Of course."

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"Yes."

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        Floofy-haired girl in the back. "Can you believe that normal high schools have school shootings and we don't."

"Normal high schools don't have school shootings, that's an American thing," says her neighbor helpfully.

       "Can you believe that normal American high schools have school shootings and we don't."

"Well, be the change you wish to see in the world."

       " - okay," says a different girl in a different corner, "I'll pay anyone to take my quizzes for me who gets at least an 80 on the first 2, and until then we're gonna need a study group, so - Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays work period plus all day Sunday, Munich/Barcelona reading room?"

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"I've got a conflict Monday and Wednesday work period but we can split into two study groups?"

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"Is that offer open to everyone here?" She can't remember if she has a conflict, she should have spent this weekend making a proper planner instead of a flash card wallet.

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"Sure thing, doomed frosh."

 

"I have work period commitments but can do evenings and Sundays," someone else says.

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This is a great class! She's going to learn a bunch about healing and also take quizzes for everyone and earn back some of the absurd amount of mana she's been spending on her apprenticeship. 

She's going to sort out her study group schedule with Evenings And Sundays Person.

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She can - take the Barcelona and Munich people up on the Sunday reading room thing, that sounds important, and then probably evenings is better than work periods because she's pretty sure the group is probably planning to spend work periods together, and evenings are just as good? - also she kind of wants to be around the one girl who looks excited about this class.

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"...are you a native speaker of the Arabic?" Wen Qing asks Naima.

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"I am. I'm from Cairo, and I can read four pages a minute. - of a normal book in Arabic, maybe not these books."

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"You seem interested enough not to immediately drop the course, perhaps we should study together? I'm a junior with a healing affinity but I'm weaker with the Arabic."

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"I have a healing affinity but I'm - newer at it than that, obviously. But I'm very good at Arabic and I'm going to work hard at it, yes."

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"Excellent." She bends over the book and starts to flip through it to see what Avicenna has to say about psychiatry, the most interesting subfield of the most interesting topic.

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Avicenna... seems to be borrowing some material from Galen, so he's of the opinion that all medicine is related to an individual's temperament and imbalances in the four humors, which you could spin as all physical medicine being interconnected with psychiatry, if you were trying to put it in modern terms.

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Oooh she wants to do some stuff with that in comp class.

Fortunately, not being Wei Wuxian, she's able to stay on topic and start at the beginning. "Do you know the traditional Chinese medicine?"

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"I don't. I know some things about Greek medicine, and I know something about modern medicine, but I don't know what the traditional theories are in China."

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"If we study together I can write up notes on the traditional Chinese medicine and you can do the Greek medicine and we can both do the modern medicine?"

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"Yes. Absolutely." Now she's going to need to make sure she actually knows more than the incredibly basic stuff about Greek medicine that everyone probably knows, but - that sounds much easier to dive further into than doing traditional Chinese medicine alone.

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Wen Qing is not going to give away valuable traditional Chinese medicine tutoring to a freshman for free, so she starts reading Avicenna and asking Naima questions about words she's uncertain of.

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Okay THAT she can definitely handle. She knows Arabic and she knows medicine and she's kind of shaky on Arabic medicine but probably her kind of shaky is still way better than - almost anyone else in this class, although there's one boy who looks like he might be from central asia somewhere and maybe he knows it.

Whatever. She can definitely answer questions about words.

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