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"Today is a glorious day in the history of the Scholomance."
celebrating nie huaisang's first moonshine
Masozi weighs much less and will totally be flipped!
- he can try to use that momentum to twist around and dig his toe into Lan Wangji's butt? Which is a move he remembers practicing with his– mother? sister? damn it he can't remember nevermind he can think about that LATER -
- ok he's definitely flat on his back on the ground which is a vulnerable position and he's GOING TO DIE no he's still with his friends and this is for fun–
He remembers what his mother taught him, and wriggles under Lan Wangji's weight - no he definitely isn't strong enough to knee him in the groin - but he can probably manage to sneak his arm under and grab/squeeze/tickle him there??
counting-is-impossible
Ack! What is happening to him! That is not a place that is supposed to be touched!
On instinct he punches Masozi in the chest, once twice three times--
Ouch! This is someone who slightly knows how to fight maybe?
Also he's really strong?
...that's really attractive, honestly?
Also Lan Wangji's face is RIGHT THERE.
Masozi.....is apparently going to be trying to kiss him now...?
(Why is he doing this? He's not sure.)
- oh no is kissing banned? Unfair!
(Masozi barely notices the punch.)
...He can bite Lan Wangji's shoulder REALLY HARD instead.
counting-is-impossible
No!!! He is moving away from Masozi because more KISSING might happen!!!!
He is going to hide behind Wei Ying and let Wei Ying protect him from the kissing.
Aaaaaaah?
Masozi disentangles himself and sits up. "I - I'm sorry - was that breaking the fighting rules?"
....Oh, is the rule that he can only kiss Wei Wuxian? Because he can totally do that!!!!
(While also digging his nails really hard into Lan Wangji's armpit, since apparently his butt is impervious to pain??)
counting-is-impossible
Lan Wangji shoves him hard away from Wei Ying, hard enough that his head clunks into Wen Ning's bed.
"NO you kiss Wei Ying! I kiss Wei Ying!"
the-stars-saw
He is just going to sit here quietly watching this happen because everything in the world is very good.
Ow!
...Maybe Wen Ning likes drunk fighting more than he likes drunk kissing?
"Wanna fight?" Masozi asks him, and then grabs Wen Ning's wrists and topples him onto the floor because this is FUN!!!
the-stars-saw
Wen Ning does not want to fight!!!!
This is a terrifying thing to have happen!!!
He is going to lie here limply until it is over.
Oh no! Wen Ning didn't like what just happened! Masozi is bad at making things happen on purpose!
"....I'm so sorry," he attempts to say in Mandarin - these are easy words that he's learned before but he's DRUNK so he's probably mispronouncing them... He can do snuggles and pets to try to make up for messing this up again...?
the-stars-saw
Snuggling is better? He will accept snuggles but very nervously in case they turn into hitting again.