"Today is a glorious day in the history of the Scholomance."
He is just going to sit here quietly watching this happen because everything in the world is very good.
Ow!
...Maybe Wen Ning likes drunk fighting more than he likes drunk kissing?
"Wanna fight?" Masozi asks him, and then grabs Wen Ning's wrists and topples him onto the floor because this is FUN!!!
Wen Ning does not want to fight!!!!
This is a terrifying thing to have happen!!!
He is going to lie here limply until it is over.
Oh no! Wen Ning didn't like what just happened! Masozi is bad at making things happen on purpose!
"....I'm so sorry," he attempts to say in Mandarin - these are easy words that he's learned before but he's DRUNK so he's probably mispronouncing them... He can do snuggles and pets to try to make up for messing this up again...?
Snuggling is better? He will accept snuggles but very nervously in case they turn into hitting again.
"Wanna fight you later..." Masozi says, vaguely, toward whoever was offering that.
- in the meantime, he remembers how his sister taught him to give shoulder massages, and he can roll Wen Ning over onto his stomach and give him a massage instead of fighting him...?
"No. Absolutely not. No one is going anywhere until Ayako gets here and then you're walking back to your own individual rooms."
Happy noises! Wen Ning is making such good noises! Masozi is so incredibly delighted about this turn of events!
"I LIKE you!" he tells Wen Ning, while gently massaging his neck.
"I was supposed to kiss Wei Ying!" Lan Wangji explains to Wei Ying. "But then Masozi kissed me."
Masozi is not even slightly going to notice Lan Wangji’s misery! He is very distracted.
Wen Ning’s neck is very soft??? Masozi isn’t sure if Wen Ning is aware of this important fact?
”Your neck is SOFT!””