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These boys are idiots, your honour
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"Oh. Well. Thank you."

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"I mean I also killed you.  Like... I know you don't want me to... something, but—it's not like you would have died otherwise.  It's—a pair."

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"I mean, sure, it's a pair, so taken as a pair the end result was that I got to know you? So, can't complain."

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"If you say so..."  He presses his forehead more firmly into Jake's neck.  "It's really dumb that ghosts can get nauseous...  Like, I can't throw up, not even ectoplasm...... With hyperventilating it's at least like... I'm already usually breathing.... or at least a facsimile..."

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"Oh, yeah, that is really dumb." Pet pet. "—do you actually breathe? Like does air go into your lungs and then out? ...do you still have lungs?"

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"I'unno.  Doesn't feel—h—homogenous, when I stick my hand in there."

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"Oh it feels like something, I—didn't realise. Wow."

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"Pretty sure I'm not moving air though.  Else it'd make me feel worse now."

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"That makes sense." Pet pet.

...pet pet?

.......eh, sure, whatever. Pet pet.

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Eventually Jeremy apparently feels well enough to go vertical again.

 

"...When I feel better, do you—want?—to see whether you can feel if I have organs?"

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"...if you want me to?" Why would Jaeha—no, Jake, Jaaaaake, come on you've been doing so well—why would Jake want to know this? It was just a thought.

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"—No, no, it's just—it's really weird, and I didn't think you would, but—you seemed interested, and—it looked like you.... thought it was—cool, with the arms—"

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"I do think it's cool, but I was just, like, a bit curious? And it sounds like it might me uncomfortable?"

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"Yeah.  I don't want it for me, but, I thought—I didn't think you would want it but I thought if you did, I don't know, you might not ask for it, or something."

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"Oh. No, I'm fine." And not really into just randomly doing unpleasant things to Jeremy for no reason.

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"Sorry."

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Whyyyyy is he apologisingggggg this is not a productive line of questioning and Jake knows the answer. He'll just tilt his head and make a very obvious "you don't have anything to apologise for" facial expression but then say, "Anyway, what else do you wanna do tonight?"

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"...Continue to attempt to lessen my debt to you?"

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"...okay..." What the fuck does he have to ask Jeremy to get rid of this shit.

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"........Do you want to do some more sex stuff?  Now?"

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He stares at Jeremy incredulously. "...no, not that."

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"—Sorry.  I—sorry."

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"You don't have to be sorry. ...but, like, why—I mean, unless I'm completely misreading you and you actually want it? But you don't look like you do??"

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"I think... there are some things we could do that I could want.  Only if you also did."

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"Uh... huh? What are those?"

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