"Do you write them on a little shield so they will read them and go 'huh' instead of pressing attacks?"

"No, that's what you do with the problems. Write 'what is the largest number of pie pieces you can get with six straight cuts of a pie?' and then you can knife them at your leisure."

"Can you cut the top of the pie off or does it have to be straight down?"

"Straight down."

"Then I don't know. Alas that pies will not appear in nature so my class will not tell me."

"Really very inconsiderate of nature. Pies are delicious."

"They should grow on trees."

"Think of all those deer who go through their whole entire lives without tasting a single pie."

"On another hand though if you put up a bird feeder full of pie you would have deer after it and not only squirrels."

"That would be a good thing to do. Leave pie out for the woodland animals so they can enjoy pie for the first time in their lives."

"Let me know if you find any pie and deer!"

"Oh, I'm sure they're here in the Scholomance somewhere."

"Under a chair. Hiding around corners. Secret menu of the cafeteria."

"Really lucky vending machine token."

"It might! It might do a little pie of the McDonald's kind."

"No, I was thinking it would drop an entire deer. That's food in some cultures!"

"I would try deer meat! With barbecue sauce maybe."