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A visitor arrives at charming Town on the Pointy End of the Lake
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"Hand. Eye." they repeat.

"Ludhi can't eye hand. Ðonzih can't eye hand."

"Ludhi can't eye hand. Ðonzih can't eye hand."

"Ludhi eye rock. Ðonzih eye rock."

"Ludhi eye apple. Ðonzih eye apple."

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The þereminians try to brainstorm things that they can do to rocks and apples but can't do to their hands, that somehow involve eyes. They fail to come up with anything plausible.

"You eye ..." she asks, in case that helps.

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Hm, they're not acting as they would if they understood. Let's add more steps.

They look at the apple, and without looking at the þereminians, sign "I eye apple. I can't eye Ludhi. I can't eye Ðonzih."

They go back to the continuous unblinking eye contact with Ludhi. "I can't eye apple. I eye Ludhi. I can't eye Ðonzih."

They shift the piercing eye contact to Ðonzih. "I can't eye apple. I can't eye Ludhi. I eye Ðonzih."

At this point they've stopped screeching along because it seemed like all the information being communicated was encoded in the hands anyway.

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Oh! That makes more sense.

She makes unblinking eye contact with the visitor.

"Ludhi eye you."

She turns to look at Ðonzih.

"Ludhi eye Ðonzih."

Ðonzih and Ludhi compose a few other looking-at related sentences to make it clear they have understood this new subject, even if they're not sure why the visitor is bringing it up.

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That seems better, let's try the first thing again.

"Ludhi eye rock. Ðonzih eye rock."

"Ludhi can't eye I hands. Ðonzih can't eye I hands."

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"You can't see my hands" is ... a baffling claim for someone to make via sign language.

Ludhi stares directly and pointedly at the hands with which the being has been signing at them.

"Ludhi eye that. That is a hand. That is a you hand."

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"Ludhi eye that. That is a hand. That is a I hand." the figure agrees.

Staring intently at Ludhi's hands. "I eye Ludhi hand."

"I can't eye Ludhi hand." and after signing this they look up into the sky.

Then they pause for a moment.

"I eye rock." tiny pause, then they look at the rock.

"I can't eye rock." tiny pause, then they look to the side.

"Ludhi eye rock."

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Ah.

Ludhi obediently looks at the rock.

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They wait about eight seconds, then:

"Ludhi can't eye rock."

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She turns her back on the rock, although she keeps the figure in view so she can see what they sign next.

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<Ok good, we established looking, and we've established instruction. Let's see if I forgot a third thing.>

"Ludhi eye rock. Ðonzih eye rock."

"Ludhi can't eye I hands. Ðonzih can't eye I hands."

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This is going to end in confusion, they're sure. But the two þereminians stare at the rock and not at the visitor's hands.

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<Oh good!>

Something warbles incomprehesibly from the direction of the figure. The rock gently starts floating. The apple follows suit. Then they both land back on the table.

The warbling stops. Do the þereminians look back at the hands before the warbling stops?

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... though it is perhaps the hardest thing that Ludhi has done in her life, no. She is not going to single-handedly ruin first contact on account of magic, especially magic that ... might not be safe to look at? For some reason?

Or the visitor just doesn't think that they know the language well enough to negotiate an NDA, which is fair.

When the warbling stops, though, she whips around with a look of wild curiosity, hands twitching as she tries to figure out what to say.

"That —" she points to the rock and mimes it rising and falling "— is ..."

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Oh good, that would have been disastrous. 

The figure seems calm about what they just did, or well, as expressionless as they've been the entire time, and does not particularly seem to care that they broke a bunch of laws of nature.

"Rock..."

"Apple..."

"Candle don't..."

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Yeah, that's what she's wondering!

"Rock ... Apple ... Candle don't ..." she repeats, emphatically.

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Surely things don't all stay on the ground around here, to the point where they don't have a pattern for levitation.

The figure will insist.

"Rock..."

"Apple..."

"Candle don't..."

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They really don't have a pattern for levitation, no!

Ludhi consults the linguist, and sends Ðonzih in to lug the screen from the conference room for demonstrating things. She'll start with levers, though.

She hunts around for a stick, and uses the stick, rock, and apple to set up a simple demonstration of leverage. With this, she will attempt to convey words for 'push' and 'pusher' (clearly related, the latter is a modification of the former).

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And is the pusher the stick or Ludhi in this case?

Is she creating some kind of see-saw or just pushing the table and the stone across the tablev

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She's creating a see-saw. In the simplified dialect that she is working toward, here, she is the pusher of the stick and the stick is the pusher of the stone.

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It takes some back and forth, but after a while it seems the figure understands both the conceptual idea of Ludhi having a role with regards to the stick, and the stick having a role with regards to the stone, and also the concept of pushing itself.

They try modifying eat in a similar fashion as a test.

Pointing to the core of the apple on the table. "Ludhi is the eat-er of apple."

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Luckily, LCTL was designed by a sane person committee, and so the obvious analogous derivation is actually correct for everything except some loan words where the appropriate motion would be hard to see with the atypical handshape.

"Ludhi is the eat-er of the apple," Ludhi agrees.

She next attempts to convey 'float-atypically'* by miming the way that some of the objects floated up, but the figure could reasonably infer 'lift' from the attempt instead.

 

"You are the atypical-floater** of the rock ...?"

 

*Translators note: compound word invented on the fly according to the vocabulary creation rules to distinguish it from the way a fish or a cloud floats, or the way a bird or a plane is propelled through the air.

**Hi. You probably know what my notes look like by this point***. Anyway, the actual LCTL word order here is "float-atypically-er", because the grammar is regular, but for ease of comprehension I've put things in the English word order.

***I'm Translator. I sneak into þeremin's office and translate all their manuscripts from LCTL to English before they can post them to the internet.

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<Oh they _do_ have a word for it! I don't know why flying would require this additional grammar to convey though.>

"I am the atypical-floater of rock."

"I am the atypical-floater of apple."

"I don't am the atypical-floater of candle."

 

<I'm starting to get a sense that that slowness at the end is also inquiry... Let's see.>

"I don't am the atypical floater of me."

"Ludhi is the atypical-floater of Ludhi..?"

"Ludhi is the atypical-floater of me..?"

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"Ludhi is not the atypical-floater of Ludhi. Ludhi is not the atypical-floater of you," she answers. "Ludhi isn't the atypical-floater of anything!" she continues, before realizing that that's new vocabulary too, and actually it is really hard to establish meanings from scratch.

"Rock is anything. Apple is anything. I am anything. The meeting hall is anything. Ðonzih is anything. You are anything. The candle is anything. Fish is anything. This and this and this and this is anything," she explains, waving her finger to point at everything around them. "Ludhi can't float-atypically anything. Ðonzih can't float-atypically anything."

Ludhi is getting a little frazzled at this point. The Emergency Services dispatcher whistles at Ðonzih, who steps up and places a comforting hand between Ludhi's shoulder blades.

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<Oh that's disappointing. I wonder how to solve my problem then.>

<New pattern... Everything seems to be included in it. If it works like I think then...>

"Apple is anything. Anything don't is apple."

 

"Anything is the atypical-floater of me..?"

 

<Ðonzih is touching Ludhi. Are they cleaning each other perhaps?>

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