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After dinner, Lily goes up to the library and takes out the best teaching book on Latin she can find, as well as a Latin to English dictionary, and starts writing down vocabulary in cramped cursive script, as well as neat notes on grammar. Her carrol is a bit out of the way, since she doesn't have anyone to sit with.

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These drugs are really good!

The walls are really fascinating. He spent ten minutes running his hands along them marveling at what they feel like. And then he started staring at the door. The door is so beautiful. How did he not realize the door was so beautiful before?

He feels warm and safe and happy and at peace. Everything in the world is incredibly good.

He should find Lily and tell her the world is good! She might not know. He likes her so much. She's the best person in the world probably.

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Lily hears someone (or something) coming towards her, and turns with a hand on her athame. 

"Oh," she says. "It's you again."

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He flops on the floor next to Lily and is immediately distracted by the floor. The floor is so good???? He pats it. 

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Okay, something is definitely off about Stalky Maleficer right now. Best to keep a close eye on him.

"What is it now?", she asks.

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Oh!!! Lily is still there. He likes Lily.

"I love you," he announces.

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"Really now."

Yep, this kid is definitely on something.

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"Yeah!!! You gave me candy!! For free!!! And didn't hit me."

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Wow, this kid's standards are incredibly low. Kind of makes sense if he's illiterate and a maleficer, but still.

"Well," she says, as one might to a particularly slow dog, "If you want to help me, you can by being quiet and letting me study."

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"Oh! Okay. I can be very quiet." He returns to petting the floor.

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She waits a moment to make sure Xue Yang is actually obeying, then cautiously goes back to her work.

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Wow! This book is so pretty. He wants to take it out and look at it.

Shapes!! The letters are shapes. They're such good shapes. He's going to flip through the book admiring the shapes and the feel of the paper.

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Lily looks over and sees Xue Yang playing with her dictionary, and sighs. "I'm using that book. You can have this book instead." She hands over the densest of her Latin readers, the one she's probably not going to get to today. As an added bonus it happens to have some nice illustrations that might hold his attention.

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Wow! This book has pictures?! And some of the pictures are of horrible bloody battles?! Truly Xue Yang is the most blessed person in the world.

"I love you," he announces again. "You're good."

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She has a sudden urge to pat him on the head, which is obviously insane so she doesn't do it. 

She carefully retrieves the dictionary. "You're being very good. Now just stay quiet for me, alright?"

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!!!!!!

He's good! Xue Yang has never been good before. He likes being good. It makes him feel glowy.

Lily said to be quiet but even if he's quiet he can very quietly put his face on her leg. Sofffffffft.

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Lily startles, and pulls away a little - 

But honestly it's kind of hard to take him seriously as a threat when he's like this. 

And she has work to do. 

She lets him stay, and keeps writing.

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Soft. Soft soft soft soft. Nice to pet. Lily is the most perfect person in the world and her leg is also so soft???? How can this be. It is a mystery. He must investigate it thoroughly with petting. 

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Okay that's a little much. 

She gently takes Xue Yang's hand off her leg. "No touching, please."

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The best person in the world was unimaginably mean to him. :(((((((

He goes over in the corner and starts crying. Very quietly, so he can be good. He is suspicious that perhaps good people get candy.

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Oh no she was mean to the maleficer - 

He's high and also PROBABLY EVIL and definitely stupid. 

... she still feels guilty though. It's like she kicked a puppy that was trying to bite her. 

She opens her pack and digs out a pack of smarties she got from Kevin and pours a handful into her hand and holds it out. 

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MULTIPLE candies!!!

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holy shit candy tastes amazing on drugs

Lily has broken the Xue Yang

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He's kinda cute when his brain goes all frizzy like that. 

She's petting his hair before she really realizes what she's doing. 

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Hairpets and candy!!!! This is the best day of Xue Yang's life.

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What is she doing???

She carefully removes her hand from Xue Yang's hair. "Now please be quiet and let me study."

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He will!! He will do such a good job at quiet!!!

The book is so pretty.

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