Kansas City, North America, Earth C
3:25 PM (UTC-5) June 16, 2969
Your name is LIZZIE SERKET. You went by NICOLE HRADAT, once, when you worked at the ELECTION OFFICE. "Nicole", a human name, feminine form of "Nicholas", meaning "victory of the people". Now you're a FORENSIC SCIENTIST, working with the police. If what the people want is a boot on the face, you're happy to provide.
Your phone buzzes. It's a text from MEGAN MCCOY, the girl you met when you were desperate and bored enough to try a XENOPHILE DATING SITE. Her breath smells like MOONSHINE and TOBACCO, she watches godawful OLD EARTH REALITY TV, she always wears that one HAIRPIN in her hair despite really not having the TRIGGER DISCIPLINE to handle it, and of course, she's texting you now after months of radio silence because the heat of summer is setting in and she needs a nice cool pillow to wrap around.
But what the hell, it beats another evening scrolling CHIRPBEAST. (You won't call it "Zed". You won't even call it "Zee".)