"True enough, then."

"It makes me kinda jealous, to be honest."

"Twins are great and you are deprived."

"Oh sure rub it in my face, I'll just go sniff all alone in a twinless corner."

Deadpan: "No, see, corners have two walls, you will have to find a round alcove to be twinless in."

"I'll find a completely round room and found my twinless club and everyone else here will join it!"

"I mean, I'd be surprised if literally no one else at the school had a twin."

"Well they're at least temporarily twinless, they count."

"I wouldn't want to identify as twinless if I happened to be in a different city from Edie."

"Alright then I won't invite them either."

"Alright. What if someone has a scheduling conflict?"

"We can be flexible and have several meetings a week!"

"But first you must find an appropriate room."

"Yes, and if there isn't one I shall plead with an outrageously rich alumnus for one to be built."

"One who isn't a twin?"

"Exactly! So they'll know of my struggle."

"But what if they're all twins?"

"All the outrageously rich eclipsed?"

"No, only the ones who are alumni of this school in particular."

"That's very unlikely!"

"How do you know that?"

"Statistics!"

"Oh, you poor soul."

"—me? Why?"

"Do you not know that statistics are lies?"