Sparkles in Dreamshard
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"Sure... Do you want the cave or to try for somewhere better? Huh, Lets go with the cave anyway. I mean does your type of vampire burn under real sunlight?" The cave's door is open.

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"No, we sparkle," she explains, and goes to the cave. "Reopen the door after about ten seconds?"

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Felix mouths "Weird."

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"Sure." Fenris close the door, countdown by his wristwatch, the door is opened. "Hello, again. No weirdness from your end?"

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"The exact absence of weirdness consistent with 'the door stops existing' on my end."

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"Same deal. No extra weirdness from our end." Says the naked, winged man floating above the frozen waterscape completely unbothered by the temperature.

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"Okay... Too soon to ask if you want a place to crash?"

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"I also don't need to sleep. Or sit. Or rest."

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Felix blinks. "Okay, I'm officially curious about your type of vampire."

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"Me too. And if you plan to stay in this world we should give you a few pointers. Even if you don't, hopefully you won't mind having the conversation."

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"Sure! Do you want me to just list all the perks and drawbacks here? Or maybe go back to your place, since you in fact do need to rest and stuff."

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"I don't need a chair," Fenris says floating cross-legged, his wings are apparently aesthetical. "But some tea, pencils and paper would be useful for this kind of conversation."

Presumably they take flight and go cottageward.

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And while Sadde can't fly, she can jump pretty high.

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She might catch twins impressed with the jump.

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"So do you still drink tea or coffee?" Felix asks as they get in the cottage.

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"I can but I'd need to mess my biology up a bit to digest them and otherwise they don't really do anything."

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"More for us then."

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Fenris retrieves pencils and a notebook. He floats horizontally, but at her face level. "So what can you tell us about your type of vampire?"

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Sadde appreciates the view. "Pros: superfast, super strong, do not need to sleep, can hold a given position for basically ever, perfect recall, enhanced senses—we can see in ultraviolet -, supersped cognition, if you have my-world witchcraft it often gets better, if you don't you sometimes get some, ultrafine motor control, can growl, can speak at a high enough pitch that only other vampires can understand you, your features are rearranged so you become gorgeous, you stop aging forever, the only way to kill you is by setting you on fire and given how hard it is to keep a vampire still you'll usually need to be torn to pieces first, and if you are torn to pieces you can glue them back with a little venom, which replaces your bodily fluids and can be used to turn other people into vampires, you do not feel uncomfortable at any non-burning temperatures. Cons: when you turn you spend three days in agony wishing you were dead and it only gets worse during those three days, I cannot overstate how much it hurts, you will spend those days screaming; some of that pain will remain in your throat forever, you will have unquenchable thirst and the smell of a human, even if far away, will be enough to make it flare as if you were swallowing chainsaws, not to mention the fact that your vision is good enough that you can actually see blood coursing through other people's veins and hear their heartbeats, you'll spend your first year in a crazed state where your emotions occupy so much of your new brain it'll be hard to control yourself around other humans and not eat them, and if you start eating one it's basically impossible to stop because you get into a frenzied out-of-control state, animal blood tastes absolutely rancid but will still feed you, if either of you kills anyone to eat them I will probably tear you to pieces and wait for your newborn year to pass, your new vampire senses are so intense and vivid that your human memories will quickly fade in comparison to the first minute of your existence, you'll mostly remember highlights and important things but stuff like names or faces will probably go away, females can never bear children but males can impregnate human females with hybrids, and typically the only way the mother will survive the birth of the hybrid is by being turned into a vampire when it happens, and a C-section a week before birth is recommended, also the pregnancy lasts a month. Maybe-pros-maybe-cons: emotions never really stop being completely overwhelming but you do learn to get a grip on them, your eyes turn golden when you eat animals but quickly crimson when you eat people, there's a magical soul-mate thing going on where if you look at someone who's your magical soul-mate you will never fall in love with anyone ever again and will love them forever, and if they're a vampire they will instantly love you back, this magical thing is strong enough to withstand pretty much all sorts of things that could affect it."

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By the time she finishes this Felix has finished preparing their drinks, then drinking it, and now he is getting more.

"That is... extensive."

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Fenris catches her appreciation and rolls his eyes.

"Extremely extensive," Flexing his writing hand, he gave up the full list half-way through. "I'm not entirely sure where to start asking... Huh, am I not particularly more biteable because of..." He waves at his naked self, sounding a bit too calm.

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She shrugs. "The arteries in your neck are the most alluring, in that sense, being naked doesn't make you any more likely to be ravaged by a hungry creature of the night."

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"I think there is an innuendo in there somewhere."

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"Grow up." Fenris tells his brother. "I don't think we would be interested but your kind of vampirism is very... simultaneously attractive and repulsive."

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"Trust me, if you're not currently immortal it is very much worth it. Not to mention all those perks, like the brain capacity and superpowers. Though I suppose you two probably already have a means of getting superpowers, apparently."

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