"You're not going to let me have any fun, are you."

"He will. Your taste in friends is pretty consistent."

"They're nothing alike!"

"They handle you the same way. Ade, what would you do if my son wanted to take you on a field trip to the morgue?"

"—go with, make sure he doesn't die."

"There it is. Alright, I'm going to give you two space. I should be back in an hour." 

"Okay. It was a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Stilinski."

"How is it your friends are always more polite than you? You don't talk like this to Melissa."

"She's a cool mom, she doesn't care."

"Right. Have fun."

He barely waits for the door to shut.

"Finally. Upstairs."

Upstairs!

As soon as the door closes, they're on the bed, and Stiles has managed to entirely remove his clothes.

"That was fast," he comments. "And you look very nice without clothes on, have I told you that?"

"I've gotten mixed reviews, but your contribution helps us improve our product."

His hands get to work on Ade's shirt, but he seems distracted by the kissing.

Kissing: good thing to be distracted by.

The shirt can be gone, though. Shoes and pants, too.

Ade is so helpful!

What position does he take in on the proceedings? 

How about he goes on top?

Works for him.

He's very receptive.

And good thing Dayo carries condoms, he suspects Stiles doesn't have any.

Really good! Stiles is not prepared for this sort of thing to happen to him! In his room! It's happening anyway and he's very excited about it, which has very visible signs. 

Ade can take full advantage of his excitement. 

Yes, he can, and he does.

They manage to keep themselves occupied for...several minutes. 

Oh but what if Dayo tries to... pace himself when Stiles gets too close?

Stiles makes some interesting faces is what happens.