"I'm not really sure it's my thing." 

"I can do casual, but I'm not sure I can do non-monogamy if I'm invested."

"I expect to each their own, I'm nonmonogamous by inclination but it's not a very strong inclination."

"What does your...boyfriend...think of that?"

"Currently experimenting with it, we're seeing where it goes, and I'm not sure less-than-one-week together counts as boyfriend yet but I confess I'm terrible at these labels."

"Trust me, I was Lydia's boyfriend the minute she wanted me to be. Labels aren't for the labeled, they're for the labeler."

"Oh god, he's coming this way, be cool, be cool."

He comes that way.

"Was she not your girlfriend until you wanted her to be, by that same token?" she wonders. Upon seeing Matt, though, she says, "Hey Matt! I have a question."

"Ask away."

"Do you like boys or girls? Or both?"

"Both. I have a question. Who wants to know?"

"Oh, you're extremely cute, I'm sure a large number of people do."

"Sorry about her. She's incorrigible."

"Yeah, we promise we're not over here talking about how cute you are, on a scale of one to ten."

"And if you weren't rating me, what would I score?" 

"At least a five."

"..."

"Danny suggested ten."

"I think I'd rate you closer to ten than five," she agrees.

"Matt, did you want to sit with us?"

"If no one minds."

"The more the merrier." 

"So Matt, the other relevant question is, how do you feel about nonmonogamy?"

"Is this also for the general audience?"