"You have wings."

"Yes I do. Breakfast burrito?"

"I ate his pancakes and I seem to be alive."

Bella accepts the breakfast burrito.

"Possibly I should have mentioned the wings but they were kind of overshadowed by everything else."

"This is very tasty, I can see why you'd forget."

"There was real bacon! I haven't had bacon since induction."

"May I also have absurdly delicious breakfast," Wilbur asks Cam.

"Breakfast is very motivating to undernourished teenagers." He offers Wilbur a bagel.

This is the most delicious bagel Wilbur has had in his life and now he is having emotions about it. 

"I hope El's inexplicable aura of doom wasn't too offputting," Lucy adds belatedly. 

"Oh, is that not on purpose? I was assuming it was, like, monster bugspray or something."

"I bloody wish."

"As far as we can tell it doesn't do anything to monsters! It's just annoying."

"Well, it's not that much more unpleasant than standing next to somebody wearing half a can of Off! so don't worry about it. Though if you might be keeping the other kids off the food perhaps you could give the buffet some space?"

El stomps off to a table, checks it, sits down with the donut she was halfway through.

"I got over it because of who I am as a person, and Wilbur got over it because of who I am as a person, and Bella got over it because of who she is as a person, but El is not the most popular person and I don't blame her a bit for being as bitchy as she is." 

"Seems perfectly fair to me. Do you guys want to go spread the good news of three-minute eggs?"

"Sure, I'll go tell people it's as good as it looks." Off trots Bella.

"I assume you're gonna be here a while and I don't need to go roust all the underclassman so they get a shot at the nice food while you're here."

"It seems like the place to be set up. See and be seen."

"Cool. Can you--can you conjure, like, 'all the mals and poison that have made it into the food,' so we can swap out anything that gets contaminated, 'cause things are gonna get contaminated."

"I don't know, let me see." He makes a model buffet and then attempts to fill it with only the mal-affected food.

Nothing happens. 

"Well, that's inconvenient." 

"I'll check manually, you talk to people."