"Thank you!" Wag wag. "Would one of you be so kind as to show me to the cafeteria?"

"Do you want to take him to the cafeteria or do you want to spread the suffering of the hour to Bella and Wilbur?"

"They like you better, I'll take him to breakfast and see you there."

"Fair enough!"

She collects Wilbur and explains things quietly, then they make their way to Bella's room. 

Knock knock. 

"That will be one spiral bound notebook for the lost sleep!" calls Bella as she goes doorward. "Hi Lucy."

"Hi! My affinity is bullshit, we need to get to the cafeteria, no that is not my idea of a satisfying explanation I'll explain on the way there."

"Ugh. Fine. I guess I'm up." Bella grabs her stuff for the day so she won't have to head back to her room too much.

"So last night I accidentally summoned a demon from another universe named Cam who wants to give everybody food and clothing and then solve the problem where people keep dying, because he can conjure arbitrary material objects, including 'enough non-poisoned food for everyone and then some' and 'air in between the bits of solid objects such as mals,' and 'the Golden Sutras.'"

"If you woke me up to play a prank I will sneak into your room and disenchant all your possessions."

"That would be valid! It is not the case. Either I speak the truth or I got hit with an atypically detailed hallucinogen."

"Summoning demons from other universes is not a thing!"

"I am aware, and yet it seems to have managed to happen anyway. He did this," she adds, fishing the completely non-magical copy of her dress out of her bag. 

Bella double-takes. "Arbitrary material objects and you asked for a dress?"

"No, the dress was a test to see if he could copy artifices, I asked for the Golden Sutras."

"Did you get them?"

"Not yet but he's under the impression the mal problem is tractable and I had to admit the Sutras were less urgent, but he did say that if he went down to the graduation hall he'd cough them up first."

"All right. Where's Wilbur? - oh, there you are. I still think lurking like that is a bad habit, somebody's startle reflex will get you one of these days."

"I'm not doing it on purpose! I don't know why people don't notice me so often." 

"You could stand to say hi more often."

"Hmph."

"Anyway. Early breakfast it is, I suppose."

"Yep."

They reach the cafeteria, where presumably Cam has been long enough to truly perplex some seniors. 

Cam is here to perplex the shit out of seniors! He adds an entire additional buffet to the cafeteria and fills it with food. Easily grabbed and taken food, little pies and sandwiches and bentos. The bentos are in nice boxes with glass lids so you can see what's in them.

"Behold: Cam, who should not exist. Hi Cam! This is my brother Wilbur and my friend Bella."

"Hello," says Wilbur, so as not to accidentally lurk.