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"Since when are you a nerd?" asks Zach, furrowing his brows as he leans on his elbows on the edge of the pool.

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"Since a couple of hours ago. It's a special kind of nerd only the coolest people get to be."

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"There are special kinds of nerd?"

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"Yup."

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"Well, what kind of nerd is that?"

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"Self-aware nerds."

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"Self-awhotsit?"

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That makes Peter flinch.

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...was that Tae-hwan's response last time Peter talked about self-awareness? Eric bets it was.

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"Don't worry about it," he says, but then his eyes flick to Eric—

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...hmmm. Yeah, he gets why Peter would always end up sounding dismissive in a way that felt condescending and made Eric get kinda annoyed, there isn't really a way to answer Tae-hwan's question in a way he'll understand. 

"The problem is ups, uh, upstream, Peter," he says, answering Peter's thoughts (probably). "You should just pass on the snappy one liners that you inevitably can't explain. Honestly you should probably just pass on them anyway, they're kinda a, like, risky as a form of humor."

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"...pot calling the kettle black, honestly," Peter grumbles.

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He opens his mouth.

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Closes it.

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"Touché, honestly."

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"Do you know what he's talking about?" Zach asks Eric.

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"Enhhhh only kinda."

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Squint.

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Oh no. Eric can't actually lie to Zach, he's not sure there's literally anyone who can. Also, that's his squint, thank you very much. 

...meh. "I know what he means by it but I don't, like, know what the phrase means, exactly."

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"Eric, brother, please tell me you and Peter didn't join the cult of the Mother."

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"Oh, goodness, what would make you think that?"

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"Eric."

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"I'm joking! We didn't! No cults here!"

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"Cult of the what now?"

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"Don't get me started on those nutjobs. It's this cult from StrangerVille about a—hmm."

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