A brown-skinned woman in tweed stands in front of the lecture hall. Her eyes are crimson. She looks very young, but looks can be deceiving. (They aren't in this case. She's 26.)
"Hello, and welcome to your first class at Mind Control University. Unfortunately for you, it's not one of the interesting ones. It's ethics. Can anyone tell me why there is an ethics class at Mind Control University? There is no extra credit, but I can personally guarantee a warm glow of satisfaction."