in which we coerce a bell into learning mind control
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Edie listens attentively. "I guess I'll try it next time she's fussy."

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She doesn't usually fuss. Orc babies are easy. Edie is getting veeeeeeery sleeeeeeepyyyyy.

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Edie bites the inside of her cheek. "That's convenient of them. Human babies vary wildly in easiness level."

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I think Elf babies are more annoying. Soooooo sleeeeeeepy.

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Edie gets up and starts pacing. "I don't know anything about Elves to compare."

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I'm halfway between them and an orc, so, like me compared to her but moreso. Sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep.

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Okay WHY does Beka want her to go to sleep. 

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To see if it works!

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If that's the only reason, then...Edie walks back to her bed and flops back on it, closing her eyes. Better to be underestimated than overestimated, under these circumstances. 

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Presently she has a little nap. Beka's very pleased with herself. She puts the sleeping baby down too and goes to have a look at the bathroom, which is interesting and novel; when Edie wakes up some twenty minutes later Beka's in the shower and the baby is still dozing on Beka's bed.

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That was probably objectively kinda stupid but we all have to take risks sometimes. 

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Edie does NOT go over and pick up someone else's baby without permission. DOES NOT. 

She opens the copy of her father's thesis and starts reading, waiting for Beka to return from bathroomland. 

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Beka emerges stark naked with her hair in a towel! "This place is AMAZING," she says.

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"The facilities are pretty neat!" 

She puts down her book and goes to check out the bathroom. 

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"I'm gonna go get some food!" Beka chirps, apparently seeing nothing objectionable about wandering into the hall in nothing but a hair towel.

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"--Naked?"

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"I don't have anything else to wear and the clothes I came in with have blood and stuff on them." Also, Beka has a very elaborate array of tattoos.

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"Uh hang on." 

She walks to what sure does appear to be a closet door and opens it.

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"Ooh! Those are pretty! Like Elf clothes!" She traipses over and coos over every individual set of robes and eventually chooses a dove-grey one embroidered so densely with leaves it looks green if you squint.

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"Neat." 

Edie goes to her own closet, filled with soft blouses, skirts and slacks. 

"...Soft," Edie says admiringly, feeling the arm of one sweater.

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A happily garbed Beka skips along to dinner.

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"Wait! What about the baby? I know you said orc babies are easy, but..."

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"...I'm not going to go a hundred miles away! If something goes wrong with her I'll notice and run right back. She's asleep and nobody's allowed to hurt her."

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"What if she crawls off the edge of the bed and falls on the floor and hurts herself?"

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"I don't think that would hurt her."

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"...I guess, if orc babies are a lot sturdier than human babies..."

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