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"There's internet, yeah -"

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"Oh, there you guys are!" says Shi Qingxuan, catching up; she was waylaid early in the market by a hatter and is now wearing a rather silly fascinator with feathers on it. "Wow, there's so much art here."

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"There is! It's very--I can see what Xie Lian meant about stuff here being illegal."

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"Well, it's art, not, like, murder. I guess maybe there is also murder. Xie Lian, is there murder?"

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"I haven't seen any!"

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"Oh, I don't think Hua Cheng did anything wrong here at all, it's just, you know, possession of stolen goods is also illegal. The fraudulent stuff might not be, I dunno."

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"Art fraud is objectively the coolest crime. - okay, no, open water piracy is the objectively coolest crime, but if you construe murder as uncool, it's art fraud."

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"Murder is probably cool in some contexts, but scurvy is super antisexy," she says, examining a fraudulent vase. 

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"Ooh, this one's pretty."

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"Would jiejie like it for her room?" Hua Cheng asks, stepping out from behind a fresco.

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Lan Zhan jerks backwards, then relaxes when she sees it's just Hua Cheng (who she has not COMPLETELY forgiven for that time she kidnapped Wei Ying but she's been neutral-to-helpful since and Wei Ying, for some reason, seems to like her). 

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(Rhonda is startled enough to teleport around behind Hua Cheng but then also realizes who it is and returns to her original position.)

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"But it's a museum piece!"

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"Would jiejie like to own it and loan it to the museum but borrow it back whenever she would like to put on her wall?"

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"San Niaaaang!"

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"It's not like this is an official museum or anything. And there's so much stuff!"

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"Well, if you insist," she tells San Niang.

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They're so cute!!! Wei Ying hugs Lan Zhan about it. 

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Lan Zhan hugs back (Rhonda is forgiven and not to be set even slightly on fire).

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San Niang pulls out a pen and writes under the label on the painting. It's sufficiently illegible that it's hard to tell what language it's supposed to be in.

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"What does it say?"

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"On loan from Taizi Dianxia Xie Lian."

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"Maybe I should add a line in English -" Xie Lian takes the pen and does this.

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(Wei Ying makes a mental note to get a look at the city from above in case its streets spell out "I <3 Xie Lian" or something like that.)

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"San Niang, if you would like calligraphy lessons -"

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