Snort. "No, definitely not. Although that would be hilarious if they would photograph. No, I mean like seeing if I can make them feed off the animal suffering in factory farms or something." 

"It'd be very cool if you could but it might just eat the workers as soon as you lost control of it."

"I would definitely want at least one other magical girl ready to kill the thing at a moment's notice."

"I can come with you but we can't really tell from the inside of a witch if it's started getting humans to throw themselves into the - whatever they kill chickens with - or if it's happily switched to a white meat diet."

"I mean, it's pretty obvious whether they're under control or not, so if I tell it not to eat people it won't eat anyone while I've got a hold of it. That was the first thing I told the one that got me my wish, was to let all its victims go." 

"Oh, yeah, I guess you can do it from outside the witch. Is that more expensive?"

"It doesn't seem to be."

"You will probably need permission from the factory farmers."

Snort. "Can you imagine that conversation?"

"Hi, mister, uh, Tyson, your industry causes unimaginable suffering, may I use it for mad science and bring a monster in range of all your employees?"

She sporfles. "I think even I'm more tactful than that!"

"Well, what are you going to say?"

"Uh...'hey, how would you like a great rebuttal to animal rights activists'?"

"Ha! I don't know if it'll go over well but it's at least hilarious!"

"It would probably go over better than the words 'mad science!'"

"Maybe some farmers wanted to be mad scientists and were thwarted in their ambitions."

"This is possible but since they haven't admitted it in so many words it's probably safer if I don't either." 

"Have it your way."

"I mean, I'm not saying it wouldn't be mad science."

"Will you cackle?"

"Depends on whether it works or not, of course. Frankenstein never cackled when lightning struck and his creation just lay there."

"Better make it a real good cackle if you pull it off."

"Maybe I should practice making a cackling noise with my flute."

"Do flutes do that?"

"There's at least one way to find out!"