owls in Heavenly Wish
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"Aren't tornadoes filled with a ton of debris? That may have been for the best." 

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"Yeah it was a pretty dumb thing to do."

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"You know what I'd do if I could fly? I'd go over Niagara falls and pull out before I hit rock."

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"Well, you can teleport, but as your buddy I am obligated to tell you that this might do you serious injury."

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"I haven't worked out a reliable way to use teleporting to cancel momentum yet. Or, rather, I have yet to develop the reflexes to reliably do it in time for it to be safe for high speeds yet. Nnnnnot gonna try any daredevil stunts until I've got that down cold."

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"Very sensible!"

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"I really don't want to die! I extra special don't want to win a Darwin Award!"

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"A what?"

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"It's a mocking award they give people who died in super dumb ways to congratulate them on making the gene pool better by exiting it."

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"Wow, that's so mean."

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"It's not something I would tell aliens I was trying to impress with the quality of humanity, no."

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"Ha! What would you tell them?"

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"Ice cream and really cool mentors."

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"Awwwww." Shi Qingxuan pats her on the head.

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Rhonda beams and tilts her head into the patting.

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"Cuuutest buddy."

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"Takes one to know one," she says, flicking one of Qingxuan's frills. 

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"It does! I am very adorable."

When they are through at Disneyland they can go home and patrol their area for witches.

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Rhonda locates one, and steps through the barrier into a monster filled with flowers and blood and silver butterflies. 

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"Oh, I've seen these, they're - harmless to us, I assume they eat people but they -" The witch barrier spits them back out whence they came. "Disappear when magical girls go in 'em. But they're not that common, I haven't seen one in years, so they can't be breeding out of control with this power, I guess?"

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"Huh. Weird. I wonder what happens if I--" she tries to teleport back in. 

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There is an epilepsy-triggering riot of red and silver and she's back whence she came.

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"--Whoah well I guess that technically succeeded," she says, clutching her head as she squeezes her eyes shut until they unconfuse themselves."

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"Are you okay?"

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"I'm fine, I did teleport back inside but it threw me out super fast, it was disorienting."

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