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owls in Heavenly Wish
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Her plan was always "cope with her family's bullshit until she could go off to college." She would need scholarships for that, but she's smart, and more importantly, determined. And that's still the plan, sort of. But it's come to her attention more and more, lately, that potential maybe scholarships in the future are unhatched eggs, and that one shouldn't count the chickens in them. 

And her parents are getting less and less bearable to deal with as she gets older. Her brother's...fine. Mostly. Except that he doesn't want to cut ties with their parents, which limits the extent to which she can keep ties with him, in the long run. She can probably hang on until she turns eighteen; even if she doesn't manage to get into college, she can still leave. 

But she doesn't want to if she doesn't have to. 

She looks into the ways to emancipate herself as a fifteen-year old. 

One way is to get married, which--ugh, her mother might actually approve of that one, but even if there's any overlap between the kind of husband Rhonda would be willing to have and the kind her mother would want for her, he hasn't presented himself to her yet. One way is with mutual consent from her parents, which, haha, no. One way is to join the armed forces, which, extra, special, no. 

One way is to become a magical girl. 

Probably her odds aren't great. But it would be a good thing for a variety of other reasons besides just getting her out of here three years early, so she might as well check out what the application looks like. 

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"--Okay it's very convenient that you can do that. Uh, we should probably get you...normal clothes...man I guess I shouldn't assume those aren't normal for when you witched, when did you witch?" 

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"'Kay, I'm pretty sure those weren't normal even then. Uhhhh..." she reverts back to her non-magical state. "Both of you close your eyes or turn around or whatever." 

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Wen Ning, slightly confused, complies. 

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Lan Zhan is NOT CONFUSED and it takes her a lot more willpower to comply and not peek at all. 

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Wei Ying strips out of her civilian clothes down to her underwear, leaves the clothes in a pile, and transforms back to her fully-dressed magical girl mode. 

"Put these on," she says, thrusting the clothes out to the witch. "It's too bad I wasn't wearing a hoodie, we'll have to conceal your face somehow...damn, I'm really not sure what you should do in the long run, so far my best plan is 'sneak you back to my house.' Or, like, someone's house, Madam Yu would probably have a fit if I snuck a witch into the house, even one who can, like, talk, and not murder people, and stuff. Uh, I'm gonna...talk to some people...damn did they have telephones in the thirties."

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"Great great great well this," she pulls out her phone, "is LIKE a telephone, except, like, waaaaaaaaaay more so. Basically. It's more complicated than that. 

She opens a group text with Xie Lian, Rhonda, and Shi Qingxuan. She doesn't bother to add San Niang; Xie Lian can loop her in. 

Ok so guys. 

I tried this spur-of-the-moment-experiment

and it WORKED

and I learned some disturbing stuff

so

first off, I think I know where witches come from

new witch types I mean, I know witches reproduce by budding

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And seeds can hatch if you don't give them to the 孵化器

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yeah that too. so uh. witches used to be magical girls

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apparently the thing that happens when your soul gem runs out of charge is not "die"

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WHAAAAAAAAT

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so I was thinking about the fact that magical girls and 孵化器 are people and witches don't seem to be and Lan Zhan and I were fighting a, uh, she called it a Dolls of Bedlam, and I told it that if it was a person it should calm down and think instead of witching all over everything, and it WORKED and she says she was a magical girl in 1937

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YIKES

okay uh

are you still doing the thing

do you have to do it at all times or she goes back to being a regular witch

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OTHER DOLLS OF BEDLAM

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I am not still doing the thing and she seems fine! one sec

She turns to Wen Ning, who looks slightly more surreal having changed into Wei Ying's modern clothes. 

"Hey, do you know what happened to the rest of you?"

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"The rest of me?"

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"You know how witches have, like, types, and bud and stuff? You're a type." 

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"...Oh. What year is it?" 

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"2021."

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"...Oh. Well. I don't know." 

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she says she doesn't know. 

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San Niang says she's going to go find out! I don't know what she means, she left before I could ask

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huh. lemme know what she says?

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Will do

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