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owls in Heavenly Wish
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Her plan was always "cope with her family's bullshit until she could go off to college." She would need scholarships for that, but she's smart, and more importantly, determined. And that's still the plan, sort of. But it's come to her attention more and more, lately, that potential maybe scholarships in the future are unhatched eggs, and that one shouldn't count the chickens in them. 

And her parents are getting less and less bearable to deal with as she gets older. Her brother's...fine. Mostly. Except that he doesn't want to cut ties with their parents, which limits the extent to which she can keep ties with him, in the long run. She can probably hang on until she turns eighteen; even if she doesn't manage to get into college, she can still leave. 

But she doesn't want to if she doesn't have to. 

She looks into the ways to emancipate herself as a fifteen-year old. 

One way is to get married, which--ugh, her mother might actually approve of that one, but even if there's any overlap between the kind of husband Rhonda would be willing to have and the kind her mother would want for her, he hasn't presented himself to her yet. One way is with mutual consent from her parents, which, haha, no. One way is to join the armed forces, which, extra, special, no. 

One way is to become a magical girl. 

Probably her odds aren't great. But it would be a good thing for a variety of other reasons besides just getting her out of here three years early, so she might as well check out what the application looks like. 

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"I would definitely want at least one other magical girl ready to kill the thing at a moment's notice."

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"I can come with you but we can't really tell from the inside of a witch if it's started getting humans to throw themselves into the - whatever they kill chickens with - or if it's happily switched to a white meat diet."

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"I mean, it's pretty obvious whether they're under control or not, so if I tell it not to eat people it won't eat anyone while I've got a hold of it. That was the first thing I told the one that got me my wish, was to let all its victims go." 

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"Oh, yeah, I guess you can do it from outside the witch. Is that more expensive?"

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"It doesn't seem to be."

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"You will probably need permission from the factory farmers."

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Snort. "Can you imagine that conversation?"

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"Hi, mister, uh, Tyson, your industry causes unimaginable suffering, may I use it for mad science and bring a monster in range of all your employees?"

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She sporfles. "I think even I'm more tactful than that!"

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"Well, what are you going to say?"

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"Uh...'hey, how would you like a great rebuttal to animal rights activists'?"

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"Ha! I don't know if it'll go over well but it's at least hilarious!"

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"It would probably go over better than the words 'mad science!'"

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"Maybe some farmers wanted to be mad scientists and were thwarted in their ambitions."

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"This is possible but since they haven't admitted it in so many words it's probably safer if I don't either." 

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"Have it your way."

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"I mean, I'm not saying it wouldn't be mad science."

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"Will you cackle?"

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"Depends on whether it works or not, of course. Frankenstein never cackled when lightning struck and his creation just lay there."

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"Better make it a real good cackle if you pull it off."

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"Maybe I should practice making a cackling noise with my flute."

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"Do flutes do that?"

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"There's at least one way to find out!"

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"You should get a real flute like that so you can practice detransformed."

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"...I already had one."

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