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owls in Heavenly Wish
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Her plan was always "cope with her family's bullshit until she could go off to college." She would need scholarships for that, but she's smart, and more importantly, determined. And that's still the plan, sort of. But it's come to her attention more and more, lately, that potential maybe scholarships in the future are unhatched eggs, and that one shouldn't count the chickens in them. 

And her parents are getting less and less bearable to deal with as she gets older. Her brother's...fine. Mostly. Except that he doesn't want to cut ties with their parents, which limits the extent to which she can keep ties with him, in the long run. She can probably hang on until she turns eighteen; even if she doesn't manage to get into college, she can still leave. 

But she doesn't want to if she doesn't have to. 

She looks into the ways to emancipate herself as a fifteen-year old. 

One way is to get married, which--ugh, her mother might actually approve of that one, but even if there's any overlap between the kind of husband Rhonda would be willing to have and the kind her mother would want for her, he hasn't presented himself to her yet. One way is with mutual consent from her parents, which, haha, no. One way is to join the armed forces, which, extra, special, no. 

One way is to become a magical girl. 

Probably her odds aren't great. But it would be a good thing for a variety of other reasons besides just getting her out of here three years early, so she might as well check out what the application looks like. 

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"Ha! What would you tell them?"

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"Ice cream and really cool mentors."

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"Awwwww." Shi Qingxuan pats her on the head.

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Rhonda beams and tilts her head into the patting.

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"Cuuutest buddy."

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"Takes one to know one," she says, flicking one of Qingxuan's frills. 

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"It does! I am very adorable."

When they are through at Disneyland they can go home and patrol their area for witches.

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Rhonda locates one, and steps through the barrier into a monster filled with flowers and blood and silver butterflies. 

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"Oh, I've seen these, they're - harmless to us, I assume they eat people but they -" The witch barrier spits them back out whence they came. "Disappear when magical girls go in 'em. But they're not that common, I haven't seen one in years, so they can't be breeding out of control with this power, I guess?"

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"Huh. Weird. I wonder what happens if I--" she tries to teleport back in. 

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There is an epilepsy-triggering riot of red and silver and she's back whence she came.

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"--Whoah well I guess that technically succeeded," she says, clutching her head as she squeezes her eyes shut until they unconfuse themselves."

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"Are you okay?"

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"I'm fine, I did teleport back inside but it threw me out super fast, it was disorienting."

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"Huh! Yeah, it's a weird one all right. Maybe you could drop a bomb in there or something before it booted you if you were ready for it?"

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"Maybe...I did check the Anarchist's Cookbook out of the library and copy down some recipes specifically for the purpose of bombing monsters. If this thing is a known phenomenon, though, I think I want to see if I can find out more about it before I start escalating. I mean, we don't know why it's non-hostile to magical girls or why being essentially magical-girl-proof hasn't let it take over everything, or what might change one of those factors."

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"Yeah, I guess that makes sense. They're hard to find though. Dowse just like a normal witch, usually are in the least hopping hunting grounds, and not that common."

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"It's very weird...I wonder if it's intelligent. A monster who ate everything would starve afterwards, and magical girls kill monsters all the time, yeeting us is smart if you can do it."

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"Huh! And maybe there's only one kind of on purpose? So it doesn't have to compete with itself?"

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"Maybe! This is just wild guessing."

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"Well, it'd be really interesting if you could find more!"

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"I'll look into it. It's good to have a project." 

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"Good luck!"

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When she gets home, she looks up what she can find about a monster with blood and flowers and butterflies that kicks magical girls out. 

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There are some postings online! They are separated by years... and continents.

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