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Her plan was always "cope with her family's bullshit until she could go off to college." She would need scholarships for that, but she's smart, and more importantly, determined. And that's still the plan, sort of. But it's come to her attention more and more, lately, that potential maybe scholarships in the future are unhatched eggs, and that one shouldn't count the chickens in them. 

And her parents are getting less and less bearable to deal with as she gets older. Her brother's...fine. Mostly. Except that he doesn't want to cut ties with their parents, which limits the extent to which she can keep ties with him, in the long run. She can probably hang on until she turns eighteen; even if she doesn't manage to get into college, she can still leave. 

But she doesn't want to if she doesn't have to. 

She looks into the ways to emancipate herself as a fifteen-year old. 

One way is to get married, which--ugh, her mother might actually approve of that one, but even if there's any overlap between the kind of husband Rhonda would be willing to have and the kind her mother would want for her, he hasn't presented himself to her yet. One way is with mutual consent from her parents, which, haha, no. One way is to join the armed forces, which, extra, special, no. 

One way is to become a magical girl. 

Probably her odds aren't great. But it would be a good thing for a variety of other reasons besides just getting her out of here three years early, so she might as well check out what the application looks like. 

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Hey, you kidnapped me! I think that skips us over the intimacy levels where we can't talk about this stuff.

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Why don't you want her to know more things? Knowing things usually helps people be better off or stay safer than if they did not know things. 

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What if you tell my friend Lan Zhan? She's kind of mad at you for kidnapping me but if she thinks you have a good reason for not telling then she'll keep it secret. And she's really smart and sensible.

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noon9834: How would this possibly improve on telling you?
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She didn't promise to tell Xie Lian anything!

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noon9834: That hardly guarantees she won't.
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Well, you can talk to her and see if you think she will. 

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Noon does not dignify this with a response.

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When I met her, she was scavenging recyclables for deposit from the trash. We bought her lunch in exchange for answering questions. Money is a real good start. But she thinks she needs her powers sealed to prevent her from getting people killed and she kills monsters with just an ordinary sword! Something needs to change.

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noon9834: Well, if you tell me where to find her, I can help her.
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I told her I wouldn't and gave her your info! If you want to tell me anything to tell her to convince her to get in touch with you you are welcome to.

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Apparently not.

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What are you even planning to DO with her location if you won't talk to her?

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Apparently it is Wei Ying she is not talking to.

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After a little while:

Wei Ying asked me to contact you.

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Apparently this is not enough to garner a response.

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Hey. Respond to Lan Zhan. 

 

Hey. Hey. Hey. 

 

You know you can't abandon this account because it's the only one I or Lan Zhan or Xie Lian know and Lan Zhan'n me are the only ones who know where she is, right? And you can't just ignore all my messages because I might slip up and say something revealing. So I have INFINITE PESTERING YOU POWER. 

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Infinite pestering power does not actually get an answer.

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my little brother will tell you that INFINITE PESTERING POWER is not something you want me to have over you! and my little brother is a lil bit of a grouch but he's probably not wrong. 

 

hey. hey. hey.

 

guess what? chickenbutt

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Not even filling the character limit with song lyrics works.

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Lan Zhan has asked me if using Infinite Pestering Power has ever worked out for me, ever, and that maybe I should "apologize" for "being obnoxious" before you kidnap me about it again.

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If her apology is accepted, it is accepted silently.

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She texts Xie Lian again. 

Can I not tell you stuff I learn if not telling you is a requirement for learning it?

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