"Speedrunner strats, any% is any%. ...that may have been too nerdy of the wrong kind of nerd."

"Let's not be sitting at the kitchen table while I read, shall we."

"Understood." He has practice with manoeuvres that end with him bridal-carrying Haru from a variety of starting positions so that's what's happening, now. "Where to, my prince?"

"Eee okay I'm seeing what I meant about having poorly calibrated expectations - my room."

His room! Unless otherwise directed the target location is Haru's bed.

That is what he meant! He settles in snugglishly there with his monstrosity notebook to read.

And squirm, a little bit more frequently over time.

Yutaka's trousers are way too tight for this to be a good idea. "You getting progressively agitated like this is making me extremely curious but you might just be doing it to tease me."

"Was I supposed to be predicting your reactions to much of anything?" says Haru innocently. "- the thing I'm specifically supposed to have poorly calibrated expectations about is how much I will enjoy various sex things, not, like, which things those are or any of the more romance-level stuff, so there's plenty without the sticky note spoiler warnings on."

"Mmhm. Registering the desire to kiss you and the observation that I know ways to kiss you that will have consequences."

Haru closes the book. "All right. Here I am with my poorly calibrated expectations specifically so that you can show off. Go for it. Wow me."

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Haru gets him such good gifts~

Anyway obviously the place to start is the neck, like, that's a staple and he's positioned perfectly.

"Hnmnn," breathes Haru, tensing up in that highly recognizable way.

Heheheheh.

He's had the thought "okay this time I'll take it slow and savour it" many times while doing this with Haru and he fails almost every single time because he just can't keep his hands off Haru so he won't bother. He detransforms without unhugging but then has to unhug to pull Haru's shirt off, and he'll use that time to pull his own shirt off so that he won't have to unhug again for that. Then it's back to kissing, now with added running his hands all over Haru's body that he knows so well.

Haru might have had a note to self about how Yutaka likes it when he's loud, because he keeps suddenly remembering to make more noises, and then getting distracted from doing that by arching into Yutaka's hands and catching his breath and forgetting again for a bit, and then getting a particularly good nibble right on the skin that covers his spine and making an involuntary sound and doubling down on it in remembrance that this is welcome and encouraged.

SO welcome and SO encouraged, he loves it when Haru is loud and he's kinda starting to leak in his pants. "Haru, Haru, my Haru," he breathes. "May I touch you?" he asks, the tips of his fingers dipping just below the waist of Haru's underwear.

"You'd - oh - you'd better-"

Excellent. So, since Haru is still in pyjama pants, Yutaka doesn't even have to bother with zippers, he can just get his hand in Haru's underwear and get to work. "Haru, Haru, my Haru, my radiant sun," he says again. "I love you. I love your body. I love your cock. I want to give you a blowjob so bad. Will you keep going if you come? I want to. I can make you come with my mouth, I love making you come with my mouth, I love being on my knees looking up at you and worshipping you."

"I could - fuck - stand to be wowed more than once -"

Then he'll start pulling Haru's pants down, to the extent that he can while keeping his mouth on Haru's skin and one hand around Haru's shaft, but that's actually a pretty good extent if he isn't married to sitting behind Haru. After all, there is quite a lot of skin for him to kiss, even if it means a break from the back of the neck. His mouth has somewhere else to be, after all.

Haru is not at this stage in his introduction to the carnal pleasures providing much authoritative direction, just shivering and moaning and twitching and whimpering. Louder and louder as he remembers that Ren's not home and the only ears here want to know what effect Yutaka's having.

All in due time. Now it is time for Haru's pants to be all the way down his ankles and then to be pulled off so that Yutaka can properly pull Haru's legs away from each other to insert himself between them and start kissing up Haru's left inner thigh while continuing to jerk Haru off.

Maybe his notes say he's allowed to grab Yutaka's hair, if he's impatient.

Tug tug.

Yessss the way he moans isn't exactly involuntary but it's not totally voluntary either. "Yes, sir," he tells Haru's skin before going all the way up to Haru's dick and putting his mouth to work.

God he likes having Haru's cock in his mouth.