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What if Tim Powers wrote a magical girl story?
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Carol is a true friend.

Joanna will not slam her head on the table, but she will delicately and gracefully allow it to rest on the table.  "Soph, what do I do?  This is the most beautiful man I have ever seen in my life, and he is smart, he is sensitive, he is funny, he is completely obsessed with me and I want to be obsessed with him but I just - " She waggles her fingers a little, to gesture at flailing her arms in frustration without whacking anyone in the head.

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Yeah, Sophie knew this was coming.

People ask her for advice all the time and she honestly doesn't know why.  All she ever says, just about, is "At the beginning you said you thought you knew what you should do, and you're right, you should do that", or "You should go to that other person and tell them what you told me", or sometimes "Wait a few days and see if this still seems like such a big deal".  Joanna's problem today obviously wants Solution #2, like most of her problems do.  She reaches over and pats Joanna's hand sympathetically.

"Did you tell him you didn't like the fireworks?  Does he know you had a bad time?"

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Aw, look at that little smile!  Joanna is an amazing friend.  She leaves her head lying on the table.  "I mean I didn't tell him but I think he knows, I wasn't trying that hard to hide it and the ride back was so awkward, I wanted to die.  He texted me this morning just saying he had a great time and I read it, it has a read receipt, I have to text him back."

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Carol reaches over and pats Joanna's other hand.  "A rookie mistake."

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"I knoooooow!  I was flustered!"

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"It's ok, you can fix this.  Don't tell him you had a great time, because you didn't.  Just tell him that you like him," Sophie doesn't know why she bothers saying that, no one ever listens to her when she suggests it, which is weird because it worked out great when she tried it, "or if that's too much, just tell him you want to go on another date and suggest something you actually want to do.  Once you've been out a few times you can tell him you hate fireworks, and then it won't be a big deal because things are more settled, it'll just be a funny story the two of you have."  Let's see, does she know something Joanna would actually want to -- ah.  "There's this sushi place that opened in Epping, I think you'd like it.  I went there with my parents once."  That last sentence is so close to being true!

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She looks up from the table, just a little.  "I've never had real sushi, just that takeout stuff they have by the Rite-Aid."

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"That doesn't count.  You'll like the real thing, I promise."

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"Okay then.  Plan decided.  Thanks, Soph, you're a lifesaver."  She pushes herself back up into a sitting position, and pulls out her phone.  "How...about...next...time...we...get...dinner?  My...friend...says...the...sushi...place...in...Epping...is...good...want...to...try...it?  Smilie face.  No!  Kissing face!  And send!"  She gets the "message not delivered" notification, but Raymond is like that; it'll get through eventually.

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"And just like that, the heroine was saved from a lifetime of tinnitis."  Carol wants to do more than just throw in sarcastic remarks but it's early, sarcasm is all she's got.

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Sophie laughs anyway.  What are friends for?

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Everyone eats their fill, and then a little more just because, and the morning naturally evolves into small knots of friends talking to each other.  This is the town passtime, and over the centuries they've gotten pretty good at it.  The adults congregate in the school cafeteria; the kids, who spend way too much time in school as it is, are naturally drawn to the grassy fields around the parking lot.  The wind is still intense, but it's not cold; if anything the breeze is weirdly warm.  The clouds are starting to pile up in the northern sky, but nothing's actually hit yet; you just have to pop your ears from time to time.  A lot of the younger are running around yelling, as younger kids do.  Against that backdrop, it isn't immediately obvious that anything's wrong when Emily Merrill goes charging through the undergrowth into the forest that surrounds the school.  Sophie might be the only one who even notices her.

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