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"Yeah. I'm, uh, kind of outside the bell curve."

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"You'll fit right in."

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Miranda awaits just beyond the decontamination chamber.

"Commander. I assume from the grenades that-"

Her eyes light on Harry.

She stops cold.

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"Um."

Harry runs a hand over her scalp.

"...hi."

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"Hi Miranda! Your turn for the wacky surprises!"

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"Did you have parents?"

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"A father. Barely. I knew he'd... crafted me... I knew there were others. I didn't know about - you."

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Hug?

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Explosion of biotic energy! Harry is sent reeling back. Miranda backs away rapidly, then turns on her heel and runs.

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"...okay. No hug."

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"Tell Timmy he's still a dick," June calls after her.

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"...Timmy?"

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"Miranda has this dumbass boss who hired her to raise me from the dead. ...it's a long story. Anyway he calls himself 'the illusive man', which is dumb, so I'm calling him Timmy now because no one can stop me."

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"That's fun. Um. I... would like to acquire food, can you show me to the. Um. Is it called a mess hall or is that a twentieth century archaism, I'm kind of loaded with those."

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"I'm the wrong person to ask about whether something's an archaism but I can show you to the place where the food lives, 's this way."

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"Excelsior."

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She giggles.

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Once supplied with food, Harry busies herself consuming it. She can put away a lot of calories. Biotics, and all.

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Miranda appears while Harry is shoveling mashed potatoes into her mouth. "Harry, I'd like to apologize for earlier. Specifically I'd like to apologize in about half an hour, after Commander Shepard has accompanied me on a lightspeed call with my employer. Are you amenable?"

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"...um... yeah, that's. Amenable."

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"Good. Shepard, would you come with me to the QEC?"

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"Oh, definitely."

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Miranda leads her to the QEC at a rapid trot. "EDI, call the Illusive Man," she says as they enter the boardroom.

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"Operative Lawson, the Illusive Man is not scheduled for a call. I have placed one anyway, but -"

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The blue hologram flickers out and is replaced by the face of Tim.

"Miranda. And Shepard! What an interesting situation this must be."

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