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It's been about four years since Anathema Jedi met Ellaita Dameron, and they've all been excellent.

(Minus the slight heart-stopping terror that was The Ghost of Darth Vader, but, also, that was actually really hot, and The Ghost of Darth Vader was happening at Lord Fuckwad and not at Anathema, so, still excellent.)

Peace has mostly settled in from the initial ceasefires after Anakin scared Lord Dickhead shitless, minus a few diplomatic kerfuffles Anathema couldn't care less about - she and her girls got cloning facilities of their own and no one's shooting at them right now, which are the only important parts. Anathema and Ellaita have learned so much, and Anathema can sometimes even make Anakin look like she just had a stroke, which is really funny. (Trying to fork her girls by copying their memories into new, unawake clone bodies isn't that weird. Totally an excellent idea. And Anakin didn't even try to tell her no, just mumbled 'not my circus...' and wandered off, so, proof there's nothing wrong with it.)

There's only two things that could use improvement. One: she and Ellaita don't tend to have the galaxy's most private quarters. Two: there is a certain Very Hot someone they could be kissing and aren't.

Fortunately, these two problems have the same solution.

Which leads Anathema to draping herself over Ellaita one late evening, musing out loud - "You know, I bet Anakin could possess one of my girls. Have a body for a bit. Plenty of my girls would be super into that."

(The story of Anakin 'Vendar' disintegrating a mountain to intimidate Lord Jackass - and then putting it back together, presumably because he wasn't intimidated enough yet - has spread out from Sharp and Charge, with Anathema of course very graciously sharing the memory when asked. And, well. Anathema's girls have taste. If Anakin wants a body on any kind of consistent basis, she'll probably need to set up a time-share.)

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She nuzzles into Ellie's hand. "I can certainly give Anat's services another glowing review," she murmurs, eyes drifting closed a bit.

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"See? One hundred percent satisfaction."

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Soft smile. "Maybe I wouldn't object too stringently, then."

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Hee.

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"Feel free to provide me a list of traits you'd like in a - sub? I'm assuming a second sub - or I can just go off my amazing intuition."

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"Hm, I think your intuition has failed you already. Tayab is quite enough for me there."

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Serious hum. "Other half of your galactic conquest power couple, then."

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"'Conquest' implies we wouldn't be gladly welcomed."

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Ellaita laughs at that.

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Anakin ruffles Lily's hair. "Finish school, then take over the galaxy, young lady."

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Pout.

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"Take the chance to continue refining your skillset," Elesse advises.

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"Get all the information you'll need to make wise decisions."

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"Okay..."

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"It'll save time in the long run. Or something."

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"Learn from others' mistakes and do everything right the first time."

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"The best way."

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Giggle. "Why I'll be so gladly welcomed, really."

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"Can't say the galaxy couldn't use a bit of getting things right."

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"Yeah," she says. "Though, honestly, trying for a single ruler seems to have been a lot of the recent screwing up."

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"Maybe a representative democracy with a prime minister or something?"

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She hums. "The High Republic kind of had that? There was the Senate, and senators were elected by member planets or regions, and the senators elected the Chancellor. And the New Republic has a pretty similar system."

"But the High Republic turned into Palpatine's Empire, and the New Republic is... Probably more centralized than the High Republic got while still pretending to be a democracy, and their leader, the First Senator, doesn't have term limits, but they rule a lot less territory - and a lot of people were really pissed when the Core planets that'd been taking part in the rebellion against the Empire decided to try to reform the Republic with themselves in charge of everyone else."

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"An entire galaxy is a harder problem than a large-sized island on a single planet..."

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"Coordination problems times a billion."

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"Yyyep."

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