in principle I think you should be able to guess the entire premise from the title
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"You already called me stupid and I agreed that I was stupid."

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"I wasn't calling you stupid. I was noticing a kind of nobility of spirit that is not strictly prohibited in Cheliax, though it is unAsmodean."

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"I think we're done here."

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"I really think you should meet Lastwall's spymaster."

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"I really think you should get off my moon."

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"What are you going to do about it if she doesn't?" Cam asks.

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"Go to the Chelish part of the Worldwound, and help the Chelish forces there with their demon problem."

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"...how are you planning to get there?"

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"Oh, if you want to strand me here then we probably have, like, an hour before Aspexia Rugatonn satisfies herself that we are no longer doing Worldwound-related things and kills me."

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Cam picks up his telescope and blows up the middle of the Worldwound again.

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"- look, it would take a lot to annoy me enough that I pray to Asmodeus or some lesser archdevil that He inform His followers that I've abandoned all intentions of working on the Worldwound in any capacity, but I will do it, if you seem sufficiently opposed to my goals, which you are trying very hard at right now for some reason."

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"I'm not opposed to all your goals! I would just like you to hear out some nice people who are, as we discussed, both safe to negotiate with and trustworthy. Surely this will not prevent you from deciding to pray to Asmodeus et al."

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"- I came here, and I talked with Morgethai, and now I am done doing so. I don't trust Lastwall's spymaster. Especially not if he's Chelish. Paladins won't - make you regret having dealt with them - but I bet he's not a paladin. And Good, as you have just abundantly established, is totally happy to make you regret having dealt insufficiently carefully with them."

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"Carissa, I don't think the place Cam is from has Law as a substantial feature of the universe. I think you are annoyed at him for something that is literally not a meaningful conceptual boundary where he's from."

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"I am not annoyed at the Chaotic outsider for not being Lawful, I'm just pointing out what incentives it creates for me."

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"Maybe we could talk to a paladin instead and see if they can sell you on the spymaster?"

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"In what way is this supposed to advance my goals?"

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"Well, if we can get something sorted out with some paladins I will be way less tempted to answer Razmir's letter. It was a very nice letter."

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"- Razmir knows about this??"

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" - did you know that Razmir knows about this -"

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" - no! That genuinely seems like a pretty serious problem, and I'm displeased to learn of it! Maybe Cheliax reached out to him because they expected to need some Wishes. What did Razmir...say."

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"He seems to have intercepted a letter, I didn't have very secure options. Uh, he wants material objects in exchange for, quote, 'unmatched arcane power'. It sounds like a good deal but he's evil so I would want something hammered out Law-wise before getting anywhere near him."

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"He's evil and also an idiot," says Felandriel Morgethai, a bit despairingly. "I suppose if you work out a contract in advance and trade items which have verifiable properties, with him, via drop sites...


Carissa, Lastwall has an interest in protecting you. Conceivably the strongest interest in protecting you of any power on Golarion. For every reason Cheliax wants you dead, Lastwall wants you alive. You can't actually afford to try to do this without allies, and - I get the sense you'd prefer Lawful ones."

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"How is a ninth circle wizard an idiot."

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"A fantastic question!'

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