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"Magic or just a run of very masculine luck?"

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"Magic. I don't know what Hell is like in 2179 but in 1784 you'd rather a son than a daughter."

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"Why?"

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"- you just get taken a little more seriously? You can exercise poor judgment a little more and people don't hold it against you? We have a woman for Minister of Magic now but she's the first one, up until then they were all men... or do you mean why is that the case, in that case the answer is 'I have no idea.'"

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"Huh. Anyway I totally want to go shopping that sounds amazing. You're very silly and I am not a bit going to take advantage of how very silly you are." Nose boop.

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"I would be delighted to take you shopping and still fail to see how I have been even the slightest bit silly."

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"You can't get rid of me till I've been paid and you made a very open-ended deal which means you can't get rid of me till I've got whatever I decide I want. Some people would be very nasty with that."

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"And Timothy wouldn't have set me up with them. And I am not in a terrible hurry to get rid of you."

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"I suppose I didn't give him a mountain of punch cards when he was silly. Probably Cam's gone telling everyone that I'm not actually dangerous, phooey."

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"Would you prefer to have a reputation for being actually dangerous?"

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"Oh, I don't know, I suppose people wouldn't leave me loopholes to have any fun then."

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"It's - not actually that Timothy wouldn't do this if you were dangerous. He wouldn't do it if I'd regret trusting him afterwards but that was astonishing music and you're fascinating and I have a whole four hundred years of songs and - I like having interesting things happen. You would have to do an awful lot to make me wish I'd done anything differently."

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"You like my etude that much? Awww."

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"It was clearly just meant to show off the potential of the instrument but it did it so well!"

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She giggles. And then flings her wings around him and kisses him.

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...he is mildly surprised! But not at all bothered, definitely. He laughs. He kisses her back.

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And then she twirls and scoops up her flute and says, "Shopping? Since you're in a hurry, and all."

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"Yes. Shopping." Milliways-ward -

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Where she spots Cam and hurls her flute at his head. It clonks.

"Ow!" He doesn't catch it; it falls to the floor and rolls away.

"That was really confusing you jerk!"

"I'm sorry?"

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He has a rock circling around his head occasionally booping him on the nose. "It was really all my fault," he tells her cheerfully. "I do apologize."

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"Congratulations on picking someone with beautiful music despite not having the slightest discernment yourself! Okay, if you went to the Moon I assume there's a faster way to get to London than flying -"

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"I summoned a fairy. Which is still flying, I think, technically. Why're you going to London?"

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"We're going shopping! We might rob an orphanage but only if we're really getting carried away, I was planning to save that for the weekend."

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"I don't even know if I know anybody who wants kids," says Amriac.

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"If you don't know anyone it should wait, I'd be no good at doing on the fly interviews for it - Timothy -"

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